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Do all lot lizards trick? How much are they? Or are lot lizards just trucker groupies?



Yes. In the bible, they were "harlots", on Sunset, they're "streetwalkers", in the back of today's paper, they're "escorts", in Vegas they're "courtisans", and in the truck stops, they're "lot lizards". 47 ways to call a whore a whore, y;know?

As for pricing, I cannot give you a first person testimonial on this. I've never had the pleasure of an evening alone with a lot lizard. Too scabby. Literally. Fellow drivers have told though that it varies actually. Does she need crack? Does she need diapers? Can I get a discounted rate for letting "Liz" use my CB when we're done to find more "dates"? A rough outline of their rates is as follows...

-quick flash/striptease...free. kinda like a free 30 second clip. It gets them the date, and also lets the driver know that she (or he for that matter) is indeed a lizard, and not a pig

-Solo...free, in exchange for the top bunk in the sleeper cab. This special runs late Oct. Thru early March, mostly Midwest thru east coast (too fucking cold out for them)

-Blowjob...anywhere from a hot meal on up to the $20 ceiling that we drivers put on it. No joke, more truckers than you want to believe would rather just call the # on the back of the shitterstall door what reads..."great head, false teeth, call Ron" (that is a direct quote)

-B/G...$20 to $40, depending on what level of skank she is currently residing at. a "good buddy" lol of mine told me that he traded a fuck AND suck for a hot shower. Here's the beautiful part. He's a company driver (company pays fuel) with a flying J rewards card (which they load with redeemable points) that just fueled that day. Damn near EVERY truck stop in the country gives you a free shower on said rewards card with purchase of 50 gallons or more of fuel (which, again, company pays for). He got it for free from a hooker. My hero

-B/G/G...$30 to $60. I guess you really DO save when you buy in bulk!

-ANAL...$50 to $100, if she's lucky. Baggin' it is optional at ALL times and for ALL things with Liz.

As for the groupies, we're fighting them off with sticks. Honestly, the closest thing I've ever personally seen to a "trucker groupie" would have to be miss Pretty Pleads. Seriously. Ask her, she'll tell you ALL about it.

I leave on this note...

Q. What do you say to a good looking lot lizard?
A. "Good Evening officer"

-Keep It Dirty







all producers will print that out just to show girls who are quick to make their own rate....and say...ok..bye....I am going over to the local truck stop.....have fun you overpriced bitch!