4 posts. That's it. Why? Because they're damn near urban legend by now. Also, they are slippery as a booger on Jell-o. I was in Vegas going up the 15 when I stopped at the flying J. I fueled, paid, and pulled away from the pump. As I did, I saw it...an actual lot lizard. I've only really SEEN maybe 7 of 'em (though you can listen to them "work their corner" on the CB all night long) in my travels so far, and I've been to 42 states. She was on my left as I was exitig the fuel island, so of course I had to bust a left and get a closer look. So I turned on the left blinker, looked right for traffic, looked in my passenger side mirror, and then headed her way...but she was G O N E ! POOF! It took her under 4 seconds to just "up and vanish like a fart in the wind." Yes, I circled the lot. Yes, I circled AGAIN. No trace. Nothing. A figment. No doubt wrapped in plastic and discarded by now.

"Truckers are bad, m'kay?"

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