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#349582 - 08/02/08 01:49 PM So I'm at the hardware store...
bnlmike Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 10/18/07 Posts: 40	and I see something that makes me think, "I've got to post this on XPT." Attachments 335536-img104.jpg (16 downloads)
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#349583 - 08/02/08 01:55 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	Quote: and I see something that makes me think, "I've got to post this on XPT." Sir, that imagery you saw didn't not make you think that. You thougt that of your own free will and in accordance with your own associations and perspectives. Whethere or no this was an appropriate reaction is yet to be seen. :drunky; _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#349584 - 08/02/08 04:28 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i was just at home depot and saw this. i wonder if tritone uses it when he fucks fat white girls. Attachments 335580-jigaloo.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#349585 - 08/02/08 04:30 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	_________________________
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#349586 - 08/02/08 04:33 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i knew you'd love it, vin my husband was all embarrassed because i insisted on taking a picture of it even though there were like seven people in the lube aisle. they were kind enough to step out of the way while i snapped the pic, but now he's not talking to me again. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#349587 - 08/02/08 04:35 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: i was just at home depot and saw this. i wonder if tritone uses it when he fucks fat white girls. How much you wanna make a bet it 'doesn't work'? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#349588 - 08/02/08 04:35 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Isn't him not talking to you a good thing? _________________________
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#349589 - 08/02/08 04:39 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Isn't him not talking to you a good thing? he'll get over it... he always does Quote: How much you wanna make a bet it 'doesn't work'? personally found it funny that i was at home depot the other day and i don't think that they had this product then, but now that the first of the month rolls around, well, there it is _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#349590 - 08/02/08 04:50 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Gigi, I tip my hat to you again and again... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#349591 - 08/02/08 09:26 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	Quote: they were kind enough to step out of the way while i snapped the pic, but now he's not talking to me again. See what he has to say when you bring your can of jig-a-loo into the bedroom some night. My guess is he will love it.
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#349592 - 08/03/08 09:41 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	For the motherfucking love of Christ, please resize that you cocksucker!! Not only is it so large, I need a 25" monitor to see it in it's entirety without scrolling, but it's distorted to all hell because of it's size. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#349593 - 08/03/08 10:23 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	Quote: For the motherfucking love of Christ, please resize that you cocksucker!! If you're using XP, this little baby is still a great option : Image Resizer PowerToy
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#349594 - 08/03/08 11:14 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
KALLA Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 205	This just in: Abner Louima commits suicide after viewing this thread. _________________________ You really have to be a sick person to view this stuff. - Tamra Toryn
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#349595 - 08/04/08 07:13 AM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Even better, the sign in the background appears to read: VICE GRIPS Rather than the correct: VISE GRIPS So I went to the Home Depot site and searched "vice grips" and, sure enough, that's company-wide spelling.
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#349596 - 08/04/08 07:53 AM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I'm well aware of that particular tool, but it doesn't help worth a shit when the photo is superglued to the forum & one has to scroll halfway across the universe to view it. The XP tool doesn't adjust the photo in the forum window. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#349597 - 08/04/08 07:57 AM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	If you have Firefox you can use the Image Zoom extension to zoom in and out. 25% on this particular pic works quite well. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#349598 - 08/25/08 05:18 PM Re: So I'm at the hardware store...
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	bump because i went to Home Depot again today. got some more product details on that jig-a-loo shit. apparently, it neither stains nor stinks. personally, i find this hard to believe. Attachments 342777-jigaloo2.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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