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#349397 - 08/02/08 12:10 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Quote:

What's cooler? Bragging about working for Extreme





Working for Extreme, of course...

well that and o.... oh wait... thats for in due time.
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#349398 - 08/02/08 12:10 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Quote:

Christ on a stick, girl, does your daddy still make special midnight visits to your bedroom?





I thought it was the Brother.

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#349399 - 08/02/08 12:11 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
You like Pretty because she's dumb and stupid and would never challenge you to anything. She has no self-esteem and would let anyone do anything to her just as long as they make pretend they like her.


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#349400 - 08/02/08 12:11 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Quote:


'im into getting choked out now
it makes me cum





thats a good whore right there
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#349401 - 08/02/08 12:13 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Darrah Offline
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Quote:

Let's see. I'm in the adult business to make money so I have two choices:

Choice #1: Rape and degrade every whore who comes through the door and get a reputation that will prevent me from ever hiring talent from an agency again.

Choice #2: Treat all talent with courtesy and professionalism so I get the best performance possible and can rebook the same talent at some future date.

Wow! That's a tough choice. Which do you guys think is the better business plan?




So how does William Asher still have a job at Vivid?




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#349402 - 08/02/08 12:13 AM Re: Getting into Porn
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
yeah dara
thats it
yawn
ilikewhat i like
maybe you should try it sometime
it might shut you up , get you off and remove the stick you have up your ass
you are such a troll

and youre still a dork

love, pretty
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#349403 - 08/02/08 12:14 AM Re: Getting into Porn
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

What's cooler? Bragging about working for Extreme





Working for Extreme, of course...

well that and o.... oh wait... thats for in due time.




Yep. I see you have about 5 credits or so for Extreme. Must have been a pretty wild ride.

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#349404 - 08/02/08 12:14 AM Re: Getting into Porn
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:


'im into getting choked out now
it makes me cum





thats a good whore right there





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#349405 - 08/02/08 12:17 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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You like Pretty because she's dumb and stupid and would never challenge you to anything. She has no self-esteem and would let anyone do anything to her just as long as they make pretend they like her.






nah see... pretty is actually not my type physically... nor personality wise... but she does have a good attitude.

Personally i like breakable, waifish, yet smart girls with a need for someone to dominate them. (admittedly my ex was an exception to all but part 3 of this rule.)
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#349406 - 08/02/08 12:17 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Darrah Offline
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Quote:

yeah dara
thats it
yawn
ilikewhat i like
maybe you should try it sometime
it might shut you up , get you off and remove the stick you have up your ass
you are such a troll

and youre still a dork

love, pretty



You don't know what I've tried and not tried.

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#349407 - 08/02/08 12:20 AM Re: Getting into Porn
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh
and to layla- since youre not in LA, you might wanna seek an agent that can prebook you work, and maybe someone non exclusive, since you might still wanna book stuff on your own when youre home youre hot youll do fine girlie
and dont ;isten to alarmist urban legend believing pickle smoking eight milimeter watching dara- noones going to rape you unless you are filming a rape fantasy that you signed up for
just put what youre available for and nt available for and stick to your guns and youll be fine

love, pretty

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#349408 - 08/02/08 12:20 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Anonymous
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Quote:

You don't know what I've tried and not tried.




Have you ever tried to Shut Up?

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#349409 - 08/02/08 12:24 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What's cooler? Bragging about working for Extreme





Working for Extreme, of course...




well that and o.... oh wait... thats for in due time.




Yep. I see you have about 5 credits or so for Extreme. Must have been a pretty wild ride.





ummm Cryin... you do realize I wasnt just a performer there right? I had other things to do... but oh wait... i was in every movie we shot the year i worked there.. IAFD just is poorly updated.

wait... why am i even talking to you... here.. keep yourself busy.



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#349410 - 08/02/08 12:26 AM Re: Getting into Porn
RyanKnox Offline
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Well you're trying to talk yourself up a bit. You worked at Extreme for a whole year? Wowie.

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#349411 - 08/02/08 12:28 AM Re: Getting into Porn
RyanKnox Offline
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Oh wait. Extreme only shot 5 movies the year you worked there? Sweeeet.

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#349412 - 08/02/08 12:33 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Darrah Offline
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Quote:

Tell her to read all the Luke Is Back entries on talent before taking the decision to go into porn.
Also, there is a glut of girls in the industry for the work available and she most likey will be escorting withing a year.

http://lukeisback.com/






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#349413 - 08/02/08 12:35 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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In three fucking hours this thread has grown to four pages...

...Three of them by or about Darrah.

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#349414 - 08/02/08 12:38 AM Re: Getting into Porn
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Quote:

Tell her to read all the Luke Is Back entries




that haven't been cribbed from other blogs or aren't complete third-hand bullshit





fixed


Edited by tattypatty (08/02/08 12:39 AM)
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#349415 - 08/02/08 12:44 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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10 actually... and i was in like 60 scenes out of those 10... not counting all the internet stuff. The first few months were one movie a month, as it was still fresh from the return of the company post indictment... and then we also had spaces where there was no production due to things like the HIV scare.

oh not to mention i was doing all that fun production manager work for both evolution and extreme as well as running both websites and working for other companies in the few moments i had to take a spare breath.

and what were you doing during that time.. other than coming up to me while i was pissing at sardos and telling me what a big fan you are...
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#349416 - 08/02/08 12:48 AM Re: Getting into Porn
RyanKnox Offline
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I'm not sure because I've had a bit of a longer span than you. Probably trying to shake out the image of your ugly girlfriend.

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#349417 - 08/02/08 12:52 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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fine cryin' your the second coming of john holmes.... you have been in the biz for ages... so then answer me this?

if i've been gone so long... what was i doing last year in holland, austria, czech republic and spain... and why do i have a stack of mini DV's i brought back with me from there.

Ever been on the Queen Mary 2 cryin? its an amazing ship... maybe one day you will be able to afford such luxury.

like i said cryin... i may be gone, but i never left.


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#349418 - 08/02/08 12:53 AM Re: Getting into Porn
tattypatty Offline
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Posts: 7599
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Quote:


I'm not sure because I've had a bit of a longer span than you. Probably trying to shake out the image of your ugly girlfriend.





is that the reason you can't get it up?


Edited by tattypatty (08/02/08 12:54 AM)
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#349419 - 08/02/08 12:54 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Quote:

Is that the reason you can't get it up?




no thats just the mixture of meth and low self esteem
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#349420 - 08/02/08 12:57 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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If Ryan Knox can get into porn, can't anybody?
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"Next for me: trannies."

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#349421 - 08/02/08 01:00 AM Re: Getting into Porn
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:

no thats just the mixture of meth and low self esteem




Good Save.


Edited by RyanKnox (08/02/08 01:02 AM)

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#349422 - 08/02/08 01:12 AM Re: Getting into Porn
superloads Offline
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This just in:

Dudes don't watch pron for the male performers unless they're faggots, or tritone.

I can't understand why the male performers act like bitches when they should know that.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#349423 - 08/02/08 01:13 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
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Quote:

So how does William Asher still have a job at Vivid?




Refer to Porn Rule #1
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#349424 - 08/02/08 01:20 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Refer to Porn Rule #1



Which is?


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#349425 - 08/02/08 01:21 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

If Ryan Knox can get into porn, can't anybody?




yes.

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#349426 - 08/02/08 01:22 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Quote:

This just in:

Dudes don't watch pron for the male performers unless they're faggots, or tritone.

I can't understand why the male performers act like bitches when they should know that.




no shit... i prolly yelled at more guys for shit like that than any other reason.

hence why i hold everything i do behind the camera well above anything done in front... in front is for fun... behind is the gold
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#349427 - 08/02/08 01:23 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

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Quote:

Quote:

Refer to Porn Rule #1



Which is?






WHORES LIE
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#349428 - 08/02/08 01:26 AM Re: Getting into Porn
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
except when theyre trained well
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#349429 - 08/02/08 01:28 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

um LOVE
love,lovelove
actuallyi just got home, GAVE ALL MY MONEY to dirty and now im gonna go get properly gagged with a cock and choked
'im into getting choked out now
it makes me cum
im sure dara will have amnesty international on the phone any minute now


love, pretty




Am I the only who caught this? Pretty, clone yourself immediately, and send your other self to me ASAP. thanks
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#349430 - 08/02/08 01:31 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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you know... this poor girls thread go hijacked by the double thread killers of Durrrrruh and Cryin 4 Cox. Lets get it right back on track... Layla, post up more pics and tell us what you are interested in... what sorts of porn would you like to do. Do you swallow, do anal, take creampies? Do you like it rough?

Want to make a trip to florida?

inquiring minds want to know?
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#349431 - 08/02/08 01:34 AM Re: Getting into Porn
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

um LOVE
love,lovelove
actuallyi just got home, GAVE ALL MY MONEY to dirty and now im gonna go get properly gagged with a cock and choked
'im into getting choked out now
it makes me cum
im sure dara will have amnesty international on the phone any minute now


love, pretty




Am I the only who caught this? Pretty, clone yourself immediately, and send your other self to me ASAP. thanks




yay!
god
im loopy tired
and that mde me wanna play switch with myself and gag myself with a double dildo
wow
must sleep
night xpt

love pretty
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#349432 - 08/02/08 02:25 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Refer to Porn Rule #1



Which is?






WHORES LIE



I read everything she wrote and she's very believable. If she's a whore, then what does that makes him? But according to you, William Asher can't rape because why? He has money? Probably a friend of yours?



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#349433 - 08/02/08 02:29 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Refer to Porn Rule #1



Which is?






WHORES LIE



I read everything she wrote and she's very believable. If she's a whore, then what does that makes him? But according to you, William Asher can't rape because why? He has money? Probably a friend of yours?







shut the fuck up already.

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#349434 - 08/02/08 03:13 AM Re: Getting into Porn
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Registered: 04/11/08
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Quote:

Quote:

This just in:

Dudes don't watch pron for the male performers unless they're faggots, or tritone.

I can't understand why the male performers act like bitches when they should know that.




no shit... i prolly yelled at more guys for shit like that than any other reason.

hence why i hold everything i do behind the camera well above anything done in front... in front is for fun... behind is the gold





I've watched a lot of porn for years. The only male pron guys that I can identify are the John Leslie's, Rocco, Holmes, North, etc. North pales in comparison to those 3 others. The others are from the "New Golden Age" of porn, being the Byron's, Tedeschi, etc. But those chicks were fucking hot then. Zara, Ashlyn, pre-meth Chasey, Vanessa Chase are a few more beautiful chicks in that era, which wasn't that long ago. Both male and females pale in comparison to the shit production values Long, Iron, and the rest try to pass off as porn. Rocco still sells a box cover. He is a fucking badass, and his Euro whores are always fresh, and let's not forget that he was a marquee above the Chasey's and the chastity belted Jenteal on a major label.

Max Hardcore and Ed Powers have led the porn world into what it is today. Porn whores are a dime a dozen. All you have to do is look at the LostGirlz website to see what you can book now, and let's not forget MySpace, and Craigslist.

Europorn has it above all fo this American bullshit. The talent and production values are way better than anything Brandon Iron hopes to aspire to. Pan and dolly are nowhere near the vernacular of porn Gonzo porn shooters. They barely know how to color balance the camera. Just watch Seymour Butts.

I never heard of you Rob, but it's clear you have been in this business for a long time. I think what you people do in this business is goddamn fascinating. I never thought it was this sick until I have read this board, and the only reason why is because of the Christians, Longs, Germy's and the Knox's. Gia Jordan is what porn should always be.

On the edge, not a sellout.
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#349435 - 08/02/08 04:25 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
Quote:

I read everything she wrote and she's very believable.




Apparently not believable enough if he wasn't arrested.

Quote:

If she's a whore, then what does that makes him?




A whore as well. Sorry girl, but that word is a badge of honor in this industry.

Quote:

But according to you, William Asher can't rape because why? He has money? Probably a friend of yours?




No one ever said he couldn't, but why would he?

"The essential elements of the crime of rape are sexual penetration, force, and lack of consent."
(Source: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/rape)
If any one of those element is missing, the crime of rape was not committed.

Girls come on set ready to fuck. It's what they do. You can't rape the willing. And if they aren't willing, it usually only takes a few more bucks to change their minds. Force is not necessary.

It's also pretty hard to prove lack of consent when you've signed a talent release saying you're fucking for money.
Basically, what it comes down to is if you don't want to be fucked, you probably shouldn't be working in porn films.


BTW Rob, I wasn't going to tell her what Porn Rule #1 was. I figured she'd finally be forced to do her own "research" (fuck, why do I chuckle every time I use that word in association with Diarrhea.)
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#349436 - 08/02/08 07:23 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

um LOVE
love,lovelove
actuallyi just got home, GAVE ALL MY MONEY to dirty and now im gonna go get properly gagged with a cock and choked
'im into getting choked out now
it makes me cum
im sure dara will have amnesty international on the phone any minute now


love, pretty




Am I the only who caught this? Pretty, clone yourself immediately, and send your other self to me ASAP. thanks




yay!
god
im loopy tired
and that mde me wanna play switch with myself and gag myself with a double dildo
wow
must sleep
night xpt

love pretty




Hahaha you ARE rad!
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#349437 - 08/02/08 07:34 AM Re: Getting into Porn
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado

Hahaha you ARE rad!






wow! thank you ms. randall
that rules coming from you
what a nice compliment to wake up to!
love, pretty
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#349438 - 08/02/08 12:04 PM Re: Getting into Porn
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
Loc:
If you decide to do porno just be sure to save your $$$. Obvious advice but easily forgotten.

Good luck -
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#349439 - 08/02/08 01:12 PM Re: Getting into Porn
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Oh well. I tried. She'll eventually learn the hard way. Do your research, stay away from Vivid or anything that has Extreme or Kink in it, never give up the rights to your name, and don't do anal right away because your price will only go down after since you've already done anal. Don't trust anyone, save your money, don't drink & do drugs, and remember most men are evil.




Wow, there's like ten different quote-worthy sigs in there!
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#349440 - 08/02/08 09:36 PM Re: Getting into Porn
Dirty Deadz Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
I'd work you...sorry, work WITH you.You're a supafly, bonafide hottie girl. More pics. Please and thank you. Oh, and my only bit of advice to you is to at all times...

-Keep It Dirty
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#349441 - 08/02/08 11:30 PM Re: Getting into Porn
shinysideup Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
i was undecided until i saw this

very nice. i'm sure there's a name for that pose besides boingggg!
works for me

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#349442 - 08/03/08 07:05 AM Re: Getting into Porn
Iluvcookie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
Loc: between your legs
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oh
and to layla- since youre not in LA, you might wanna seek an agent that can prebook you work, and maybe someone non exclusive, since you might still wanna book stuff on your own when youre home youre hot youll do fine girlie
and dont ;isten to alarmist urban legend believing pickle smoking eight milimeter watching dara- noones going to rape you unless you are filming a rape fantasy that you signed up for
just put what youre available for and nt available for and stick to your guns and youll be fine

love, pretty






Well Luscious_Laya, if you were not confused before...I'm sure you are now. They have confused me. We're not even on topic anymore. I've been reading this stuff for only a few weeks and I can't figure out what is real and what is not. Everyone rips on everyone an some have specific companies that they like to talk trash about. At this point I'm not sure who to believe. I think there might be some self serving negative posts on here, just to make their completion look bad. Not sure though, I just looks like there are many unprovoked bullshit.
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#349443 - 08/03/08 12:25 PM Re: Getting into Porn
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"And no one should get into porn now. The industry is going to hell and losing money which will result is shitier movies and even shitier pay. Larry Flynt even closed down LFP."




Darrah, Because it would be too easy to simply insult the shit out you, verbally slice to you pieces, and leave you even more confounded than you already are. I'm going to give you an exclusive set of tips, to better help you along your way.

1) Above and beyond ALL else... Print articles that you can solidly prove to be true. (After ALL he's been through and overcome in his life and career, your inaccurate statement of Larry closing LFP down was fairly laughable... Actually, it was fucking hysterical.)

2) ALWAYS obtain BOTH sides to EVERY story you write about. BEFORE you pen your thoughts.

3) NEVER use GOSSIP sites as your news source. Sure, they can be your spring board, but to do what you're trying to do, and be taken seriously, you need to do a touch more homework than simply reading a one sided bitch session.

4) Getting into arguments with people MORE established, and MORE entrenched within this industry's upper echelon, is NOT the way to go when seeking acceptance from the masses. (I'm waiting with baited breath, my dear).

Now, to CORRECTLY fill in your obvious blanks... the business is still a VERY strong and highly profitable venture for all those involved, or considering becoming involved. In fact, the ONLY people you'll read about not turning profit in this industry are those who never really turned profit to begin with. (And I'm not talking about sagging DVD sales, so please, don't be a complete dumbass and "assume" that is what I was talking about.)

As with EVERYTHING else presently established and deemed "entertainment worthy", the industry is in a transitional phase. New technologies are transforming the way business is done, and the way people "wish" to obtain their entertainment. The overall playing field is leveling out (more and more every day). It's the fresher ideas and those who are sometimes a bit crazier than the next guy, that'll be the ones that will prosper in Adult 3.0. (Please refer to the song "Video Killed the Radio Star" for a proper analogy.)

For you to come on here and purposely attempt to sway someone from wishing to join the ranks, by detailing falsehoods such as "agent rape" (no that fuck stain Eli don't count - he was actually sniffed out long ago - find a better news source), is quite embarrassing and somewhat "unprofessional" (again to be taken "seriously" please refer to Tip #2 and #3 listed above).

Maybe, in all fairness, you should consider blogging about something else - something you understand and are FULLY knowledgeable of.

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#349444 - 08/03/08 12:29 PM Re: Getting into Porn
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i was waiting for someone to pick up on the LFP line... i nearly pissed myself when she wrote that.
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#349445 - 08/03/08 01:38 PM Re: Getting into Porn
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#349446 - 08/03/08 02:03 PM Re: Getting into Porn
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Out of all this, one thing I noticed (and have sadly over looked - for that I'm sorry), Holly Randall is FUCKING hot as hell in a girl-next-door / secret kink kind of way. A seriously smokin dame and an amazing artist.... I'm sooooo lovin me some Holly.

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