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#349286 - 08/01/08 12:24 PM I'm embarassed...
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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That this made me cry. I truly am the biggest sap ever.
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#349287 - 08/01/08 12:40 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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this one always brings a tear to my eye.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
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#349288 - 08/01/08 12:43 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 07/07/08
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I cry like a baby every time I hear the Christmas Shoes song. They even made a tv movie from it.


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#349289 - 08/01/08 12:51 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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#349290 - 08/01/08 12:52 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I cry like a baby every time ....






I wish you would cry like a baby as three homeless men beat you with sacks of broken beer bottles.
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#349291 - 08/01/08 01:01 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
It didn't make me cry, but that was fucking awesome!!!!

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#349292 - 08/01/08 01:09 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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That this made me cry. I truly am the biggest sap ever.




My fucking cat never once did anything like that.
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#349293 - 08/01/08 01:22 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 05/22/08
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My fucking cat never once did anything like that.




Ha!
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#349294 - 08/01/08 01:45 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Who knew elephants and lions were so similar.





That's what I was hoping this would turn out to be. I sent the elephant story to someone who didn't get the point. I was hoping for a sequel.

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#349295 - 08/01/08 09:15 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 09/07/05
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That this made me cry. I truly am the biggest sap ever.




I got a lil choked up, but I'd be so scared if that lion jumped on me no matter how much we missed each other.
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#349296 - 08/01/08 09:18 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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I tried watching this at work today, but the horrendous music made me stop.
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#349297 - 08/01/08 09:31 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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I tried watching this at work today, but the horrendous music made me stop.




That's what made it so ridiculous I was embarrassed to have tears rolling down my cheeks-- Whitney Houston's "I will always love you"? Dear God.
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#349298 - 08/01/08 10:01 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Oh lord, I didnt need to see that, it's been a trying week.

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#349299 - 08/02/08 10:12 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

My favorite part is that everybody is smiling.

Make sure you watch the high quality version.
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#349300 - 08/02/08 10:39 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

My favorite part is that everybody is smiling.

Make sure you watch the high quality version.




Ive been watching those since he started making them. What is the name of that song in the video
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#349301 - 08/03/08 10:25 AM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 01/02/05
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That this made me cry. I truly am the biggest sap ever.





That is embarassing...with the damage Humans do to the habitat of ALL wild creatures and nature every single day, that video would have been better if the Lion fucking ate both of their hearts and Livers with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. Humans are so arrogant ... we cause these wild animals all kinds or problems in the first place, and then when we simply do the RIGHT THING with respect to HELPING a specific animal in distress, we get all sentimental and pat ourselves on the back when the animal turns out seemingly untraumatized and goes on to lead (what we seem to think is) a normal life.

We plunder and pillage the planet for its resources with no regards for other species .... and then how do we use these resources, and goods we build and manufacture? We use them to make our lives easier so that we can do things like spend our time and lives watching pornography, watching people fuck each other on film for no other purpose than the ACT itself...we watch people fuck each other in the ass (an UNNATURAL non-procreative act) and then EAT the reproductive fluids out of said asses. BRA_fucking_VO!

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#349302 - 08/03/08 11:20 AM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
The Lord gave us dominion, and He gave us free will. This is what happens.

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#349303 - 08/03/08 09:13 PM Re: I'm embarassed...
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Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
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That this made me cry. I truly am the biggest sap ever.



Yeah, I had croc tears rolling down my cheeks too.. thanks for sharing that Holly! It was incredible!!
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