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Luckily for me, my fiance' shares my huge penis with all her friends, and the friends' friends. They don't forget shit like THAT either.

-Keep It Dirty

...I do (there's those two words again, fuck!) know what I'm signing up for actually. I give Pretty everything I've got to give anyway, so the divorce should save me roughly half of that I figure.



Pffft! In a divroce, you get half of what's left after the lawyers' fees. Yep, them too. And they take big bites out of the pie. So, actually, you get to keep whatever you are living in and with at the time of the divorce. Add kids, and you can fergettaboutit. You are better off dead, as your life insurance is worth more than you are. Seen it all too many times before.

And Bornyo is spot-on with the wives' gossip.

Not saying you should not do it, just building on your last comment.

This thread is getting depressing. I'm outtahere on this one.