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Oh homie, don't sweat it for me too much. I got a Pretty good thing over here, trust me on that. I let that girl fuckin' rule me for the most part everywhere we go together, and I'm a total gentleman on his best behavior gettin' doors and sharing my coat and the whole bit with a smile on my face...cuz I know I'm goin' home with her, and I know I'm gettin' some, and I KNOW that it will go down however I want it to. I run shit behind the Green Door, so I give up control everywhere else in the world. This is fine with me, and I'm quite happy about it, and if she wants to rule me in the bedroom as well and make me say "it's so pink" and pinch MY nose shut and slap me a bit, then BONUS! Cuz that shit's hot too. The truth is this...No ONE knows what goes on between a man and his wife except that man, and that wife.

-Keep It Dirty



Dirty-

As long as you know what you are signing up for, you'll be in good shape. Ain't all roses and peaches, but the bad makes the good better.

In any case, start reading the Lockhorns and watching reruns of Married with Children to prepare. More truth than not in those.

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