Ok, first things first. I suck, I'm a loser, I live in momma's basement, I'm so fat that fat people point at me and say "wow, he's fat!", I smell like aftershave and tacomeat, I should "stop posting", I look like the bearded lady, yadda yadda blah blah blah. There. I have been "hazed" as it were, so I can now post a thread I assume.
Why do women (again, sorry. They're whores. I'll get it right yet lol) feel the need to be smarter, more independant,opinionated, equal, in charge, "on the go", and generally, for lack of a better word, "feminist" about it all? Don't whores realize that that's the shit that will just turn us men off?
Here's how I see it. Biologically, we men are here to spread seed, impregnate, conquer, hunt and kill, etc... and by the same turn wome...whores, excuse me, are here to reproduce and nurture, be maternal, bear children, mate, etc... Anyone disagree, please tell me why. Now, if they are bioLOGICally trying to find a mate, then why are they so fucking stubborn about it?!?!?! We are NOT attracted to the facade. Be the stupid whore/slut that you are, and if through some universal miracle you're not, then fuckin' fake it! BE stupid like a fox, but don't ruin the fantasy for us damnit!

You WILL catch more flies (zippers, not insects) with honey, I promise you. Try this ladies....Go out to the bar tonight, find the cutest guy in the bar, one you would go home with, and say hi to him. Then, when he asks you for your phone #, you say this...

"Um, I don't really remember it that well lol!"

...Say it just like that. YES! say LOL after. The point is you now look and sound stupid. You WILL get dick tonight if you try this.

Oh, for the love of porn, please, discuss, comment, rip me a new one, whatever, so long as y'all...

-Keep It Dirty