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Cryin Knox has been sent to the USAMRIID "Slammer" after trying to stick an Ebola culture into his crotch. Upon further diagnosis, Cryin was also diagnosed with Foot-And-Mouth Encephalopathy (FAME). Other potential infectious diseases coursing through Cryin's veins include:



--Chronic Limpness Marburg Variant-A (CLM-A)
--Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia - Porno (BPH-P)
--Porn Valley Disease (variant of Rift Valley Fever)
--Tritone Infectious Syndrome (TIS)

Anyone exposed to these neo-infectors are encouraged to call the US Army Medical Research Institute for Infectious Disease at 1-800-Bug-Fuck or Cryin Knox at 881-IMA-DORK.

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