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Dirty, you dumb fuck. I'm jealous of Pretty Pleads? I'm not jealous of a stupid bitch who just ruined every chance of marketability she ever had in her industry.




Fact: Pretty has never said one negative thing about you.

Fact: Pretty is a paid porn professional.

Theory: You're supposed to be a porn blogger.

Fact: You're not even qualified to work at Walmart, let alone blog the adult industry.

Fact: Pretty, while not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, has achieved some level of success in her field.

Fact: You have not. Infamy and incompetence do not equal success.

Request: Please go somewhere and quietly die. Seriously. Make sure you filled out your organ donor form first so that at least some part of your existence can be useful.

Opinion: Pretty Pleads is actually a pretty awesome name for a porn starlet. Especially someone that puts into their profile that they 'like it rough'.

Opinion: Darrah is a pretty awesome name for a special needs student.

Conclusion: Until you get a grip on your ego, do something about your sense of paranoia and develop a sense of professional ethics, your life as a porn blogger is going to be a miserable one. Personally, I reccomend serving a six month apprenticeship with the Kink.com people. I'm certain that when that's complete you'd...

A: Be far more professional.

B: Actually be qualified to write about porn.

C: Be a LOT more polite.

Opinion: I think I speak for all of us on the board when I say that we'd settle for C.

Fenris

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'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.