I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work. A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.

Three women that should have consulted someone before settling on a name:

http://www.pinkpornstars.com/galleries/littletroublemaker0.php

http://www.pinkpornstars.com/galleries/icelafox0.php

http://prettypleads.com/

Dariah (yeah, I misspelled it, what?) here's what I think...

"Dirty, you dumb fuck..."

-Yup

"I'm jealous of Pretty Pleads..."

-Yup

"ruined her chance at marketability..."

-It's not about a market or a sales pitch or the #'s, it's about FUN. I'm smiling right now while you are furiously typing thru tears of frustration and self-loathing. Loosen up girl, damn! Sunny Lane, Christy Canyon, Mary Carey, Misty Haze, Skye Blue, Summer Cummings, Cherry Poppins, Flower Tucci, etc...what the fuck fun would this whole porn thing be without a goofy name? I picked the name I did because people laugh when they hear it, and laughing is impossible without smiling. Get it?

"I was standing up for men..."

Honey, we don't need your help with that at all. In fact, we're so good at it, we have a name for it...PORN LEAN

"casual sex..."

-No such thing in Pretty's world. Nothing "casual" about it.

"all you men that wouldn't even know where to stick it..."

-What's the best part about a blowjob? Anyone? anyone? The 5 to 10 minutes of SILENCE! I think I can safely say that I know where to stick it, and I think I know where I'd LIKE to stick it. Firmly in your throat, because silence is golden.

"her just being a cum bucket and fuck hole doesn't mean she's good at sex..."

-Um, first off, it's fuckDOLL and cumDUMPSTER, get it right. Second, uh, yeah it does in the eyes of many.

"she just lies there and takes it."

-Yup, when she's told to. Like a good girl. You could just shut the fuck up long enough to learn from Pretty. I swear if you could do that, just lay here and take it, this bloody, horrific, over-extended hazing of yours would cease in under a week or so.

All that to say this...CHILL! DAMN! relax a bit, smoke a doobie AND his brother, take a bubblebath, light some candles, have some wine, and just chill. Don't take it all so seriously. Porn, life, love, work, sex, driving, any and all of it girl. Simmer down now. Did you know it takes more energy to frown? It's true. I like you, you got spunk, (no, really, when's the last time you got spunk?) just remember to pick and choose your battles kid, and don't rush in with guns blazing and a blindfold on into your own barracks. Stop trying to clean everything up all the time...

-Keep It Dirty

Darrah typed:

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I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work. A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.

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For weeks, I have been watching you getting burned by every poster here. And most of the time, it was very justified.

And then this? You ask questions about the most basic things in porn, which is all available on the interwebs. But now, all of a sudden, you are an expert on the marketability of porn names? /FAIL/

Three things

1.Pretty Pleads is awesome. I have thought so from day one. She is a genuinely nice person.

2.I have never met anyone in person as annoying as Darrah.

3. tattypatty is rad

That is all......

I've met people much more annoying than Darrah... but I just keep away from them. Sadly I can't completely do that here but luckily she doesn't constantly change her avatar so I can pass right by her comments.

I'm surprised "rad" is accepted vernacular here.

lenience is allowed when both your dad and brother are teh ghey.

She showed her tits.

Now, "rad" is part of the XPT vernacular.

I get it.

If Donny had said it...

wow
thnk you fenris

love, pretty