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#348914 - 08/01/08 01:01 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work. A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.

Three women that should have consulted someone before settling on a name:

http://www.pinkpornstars.com/galleries/littletroublemaker0.php

http://www.pinkpornstars.com/galleries/icelafox0.php

http://prettypleads.com/

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#348915 - 08/01/08 01:09 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
Quote:

I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work. A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.






Don't be so sure of yourself Wanna-Be Luke... pretty sure Christy Canyon made a pile of money and is a legend in the industry.

Oh ya, right... [darrah]Who is Christy Canyon?[/darrah]
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#348916 - 08/01/08 02:00 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
Dirty Deadz Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Dariah (yeah, I misspelled it, what?) here's what I think...

"Dirty, you dumb fuck..."

-Yup

"I'm jealous of Pretty Pleads..."

-Yup

"ruined her chance at marketability..."

-It's not about a market or a sales pitch or the #'s, it's about FUN. I'm smiling right now while you are furiously typing thru tears of frustration and self-loathing. Loosen up girl, damn! Sunny Lane, Christy Canyon, Mary Carey, Misty Haze, Skye Blue, Summer Cummings, Cherry Poppins, Flower Tucci, etc...what the fuck fun would this whole porn thing be without a goofy name? I picked the name I did because people laugh when they hear it, and laughing is impossible without smiling. Get it?

"I was standing up for men..."

Honey, we don't need your help with that at all. In fact, we're so good at it, we have a name for it...PORN LEAN

"casual sex..."

-No such thing in Pretty's world. Nothing "casual" about it.

"all you men that wouldn't even know where to stick it..."

-What's the best part about a blowjob? Anyone? anyone? The 5 to 10 minutes of SILENCE! I think I can safely say that I know where to stick it, and I think I know where I'd LIKE to stick it. Firmly in your throat, because silence is golden.

"her just being a cum bucket and fuck hole doesn't mean she's good at sex..."

-Um, first off, it's fuckDOLL and cumDUMPSTER, get it right. Second, uh, yeah it does in the eyes of many.

"she just lies there and takes it."

-Yup, when she's told to. Like a good girl. You could just shut the fuck up long enough to learn from Pretty. I swear if you could do that, just lay here and take it, this bloody, horrific, over-extended hazing of yours would cease in under a week or so.

All that to say this...CHILL! DAMN! relax a bit, smoke a doobie AND his brother, take a bubblebath, light some candles, have some wine, and just chill. Don't take it all so seriously. Porn, life, love, work, sex, driving, any and all of it girl. Simmer down now. Did you know it takes more energy to frown? It's true. I like you, you got spunk, (no, really, when's the last time you got spunk?) just remember to pick and choose your battles kid, and don't rush in with guns blazing and a blindfold on into your own barracks. Stop trying to clean everything up all the time...

-Keep It Dirty
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#348917 - 08/01/08 02:04 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work.




Quote:

A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.




Still knows everything about everything... some whores never learn.

I'd like to see you throat-fucked until you stop moving. Someone get this bitch on a bus to Manitoba...
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#348918 - 08/01/08 05:15 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Darrah typed:

Quote:

I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work. A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.




For weeks, I have been watching you getting burned by every poster here. And most of the time, it was very justified.

And then this? You ask questions about the most basic things in porn, which is all available on the interwebs. But now, all of a sudden, you are an expert on the marketability of porn names? /FAIL/
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#348919 - 08/01/08 09:35 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Three things

1.Pretty Pleads is awesome. I have thought so from day one. She is a genuinely nice person.

2.I have never met anyone in person as annoying as Darrah.

3. tattypatty is rad

That is all......

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#348920 - 08/02/08 12:43 AM Re: um tatty pattys rad
SuperDuperBored Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
I've met people much more annoying than Darrah... but I just keep away from them. Sadly I can't completely do that here but luckily she doesn't constantly change her avatar so I can pass right by her comments.

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#348921 - 08/02/08 12:47 AM Re: um tatty pattys rad
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
I'm surprised "rad" is accepted vernacular here.
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#348922 - 08/02/08 01:33 AM Re: um tatty pattys rad
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
lenience is allowed when both your dad and brother are teh ghey.

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#348923 - 08/02/08 02:44 AM Re: um tatty pattys rad
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
She showed her tits.

Now, "rad" is part of the XPT vernacular.

I get it.

If Donny had said it...
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#348924 - 08/02/08 06:18 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Dirty, you dumb fuck. I'm jealous of Pretty Pleads? I'm not jealous of a stupid bitch who just ruined every chance of marketability she ever had in her industry.





Fact: Pretty has never said one negative thing about you.

Fact: Pretty is a paid porn professional.

Theory: You're supposed to be a porn blogger.

Fact: You're not even qualified to work at Walmart, let alone blog the adult industry.

Fact: Pretty, while not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, has achieved some level of success in her field.

Fact: You have not. Infamy and incompetence do not equal success.

Request: Please go somewhere and quietly die. Seriously. Make sure you filled out your organ donor form first so that at least some part of your existence can be useful.

Opinion: Pretty Pleads is actually a pretty awesome name for a porn starlet. Especially someone that puts into their profile that they 'like it rough'.

Opinion: Darrah is a pretty awesome name for a special needs student.

Conclusion: Until you get a grip on your ego, do something about your sense of paranoia and develop a sense of professional ethics, your life as a porn blogger is going to be a miserable one. Personally, I reccomend serving a six month apprenticeship with the Kink.com people. I'm certain that when that's complete you'd...

A: Be far more professional.

B: Actually be qualified to write about porn.

C: Be a LOT more polite.

Opinion: I think I speak for all of us on the board when I say that we'd settle for C.

Fenris

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#348925 - 08/02/08 08:09 PM Re: um tatty pattys rad
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Whoa! Just woke up . I'm making tea in my gay teapot. I'm told I fuck just fine.




The first step is self-awareness.

Soon, you'll be in a Teapot Pride Parade.

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#348926 - 08/03/08 09:55 AM Re: um tatty pattys rad
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
wow
thnk you fenris

love, pretty
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