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#348864 - 07/31/08 11:56 AM
um tatty pattys rad
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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that is all
love, pretty
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#348865 - 07/31/08 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Thank you darling.
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#348866 - 07/31/08 12:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Pretty, would you bang Tatty?
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#348867 - 07/31/08 12:52 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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probably
depends on how he fucks really
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#348868 - 07/31/08 01:14 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Pretty-
would you play dress up as a iddle widdle girl in concentation camp grays? Because that would give Tattypatty a boner hard enough to knock over a menorah...
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#348872 - 07/31/08 02:24 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i dunno i jst like doing what im told 
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#348876 - 07/31/08 07:24 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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darnit
guess hes busy in tritones racewar thread
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#348877 - 07/31/08 08:26 PM
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Registered: 05/02/08
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Someday I will have the courage to emerge from lurking and tell Pretty I yearn for her tragically
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#348879 - 07/31/08 08:30 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Cool name ^^^^^
Pretty, how long until he gets to violate you anally? And would you A2M?
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#348881 - 07/31/08 10:44 PM
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A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.- TJ.
A democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding on what's for dinner...
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#348887 - 08/01/08 07:10 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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probably
depends on how he fucks really
Depends on how he fucks? How do you fuck? Next you'll be asking how well endowed he is or else you'll have to turn him down. You're really starting to piss me off when it's usually men who piss me off more.
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#348888 - 08/01/08 07:18 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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[Destro]Stop posting.[/Destro]
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#348893 - 08/01/08 07:29 AM
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#348897 - 08/01/08 07:37 AM
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Human Garbage
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#348899 - 08/01/08 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Darrah which ring tone do you use for your cell, Stupid Girl by The Rolling Stones or Stupid Girl by Garbage?
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#348901 - 08/01/08 07:47 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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well that was quick dara that didnt even count as forplay in my book wtf?  anyway the point is: taty is the coolest and i ve gotta go to the gym and then work have a good day xpt love, pretty
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#348902 - 08/01/08 07:51 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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well shes got the idea that picking on another girl on here will help her out of the hole shes dug herself in
its silly
i dont mind dara
i think her blog sucks
but i dont know what her problem is with me flirting with tatty
or why she thinks its stupid that male talent would generally have to FUCK properly and be of a certain size
or why it wooud matter to her at all who i fuck and why and what it depends on
her whole little trolling me thing yesterday and today i think reeks of lousy target practice
"oh look someone more clueless and lame than i- lemme pick on her then the others will leave me alone"
gimme a break
at least i know im a dumb slut
i dont think shes even aware
and i hate judgemental girls
and shes drinking pee in her avatar
oh and did imention her blog sucks?
love, pretty
but thanks ogie
i think
I'm picking on you? You don't know what picking on is. As I've said before, I've been on worse boards than this and am still on years after.
And isn't the hole I dug myself into what you called "hazing" and what you yourself got into when you first joined?
It's spelled Darrah........Pretty Pleads. Maybe you should have picked a better porn name that would be more marketable.
My blog sucks? Your porn site sucks. You want to do porn, first know what you're doing instead of boring us to tears.
I could care less with who you flirt with but you're starting to sound like most superficial women.
I wasn't even on for most of yesterday.
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at least i know im a dumb slut
Great way to think of yourself. Should all women aspire to be like you?
It's not me in that avatar you stupid bitch. And the girl is drinking beer, not pee. If she was naked on there eating an ice cream cone, would you think she's eating shit?
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#348903 - 08/01/08 07:59 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Darrah which ring tone do you use for your cell, Stupid Girl by The Rolling Stones or Stupid Girl by Garbage?
Actually, Flo Rida's Elevator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Owrgg2o5xw
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#348905 - 08/01/08 08:53 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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You don't know what picking on is.
No, but you sure do. Out of all the lame-ass posters who've shown up on this board over the past few years, you've got to be the most hated, and the most deserving of the hate you receive. Good for you, at least now you excel at something.
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As I've said before, I've been on worse boards than this and am still on years after.
Name one, whore. We're waiting...
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And isn't the hole I dug myself into what you called "hazing" and what you yourself got into when you first joined?
Yes, almost everyone on this board has gone through it, myself included. The only difference is, most everyone else ended up swallowing their pride, admitted that they don't know everything, and were more or less accepted into the community. You on the other hand, know everything about everything so chances are you'll always be the "Tina" to XPT's "Ike".
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Your porn site sucks. You want to do porn, first know what you're doing instead of boring us to tears.
This from the whore that wants to be a blogger on a subject she knows nothing about. Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle.
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I could care less with who you flirt with but you're starting to sound like most superficial women.
Now she's starting to grasp what the industry is all about. It's all superficial baby, accept it, or consider a career change.
I'm really, sincerely hoping that this shtick of yours is all an act, because if it's not, you've got to be a very lonely person in real life.
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#348906 - 08/01/08 09:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Darrah has totally Padova'd this whole thread.
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#348907 - 08/01/08 09:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Whoa! Just woke up . I'm making tea in my gay teapot. I'm told I fuck just fine.
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#348908 - 08/01/08 11:11 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Darrah which ring tone do you use for your cell, Stupid Girl by The Rolling Stones or Stupid Girl by Garbage?
Actually, Perv, it's "Stupid Girl" by Cold. You were half right lol
Vizzle, you know you're the shit right?
Darrah, oh God, Darrah, where do I start? So much to say. Let me start with a simple question, and we'll go from there. When you fuck (HAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT's funny) do you want to know the guy first, a little about him, where he's from, what he looks like, how big he is, etc..., or would you prefer the blindfolded gettin' shagged by a stranger bit? (I bet a few of us would love the chance to be in a room with you while you're blindfolded, for MANY reasons lol)
When I fuck, be it personally or professionally, I want to know who AND what I will be "getting into" before I throw down, as it were. Don't you? Here's my point...
Pretty is the kinda girl who likes it ROUGH! She loves to get slapped, she likes for gagging on cock, she enjoys being spit on, she likes being degraded and choked, throatfucked and used. Again, she likes it ROUGH! So, if male talent shows up on set all unattractive and ready to "make love" then he better not be on Pretty's set. Pretty does not "make love" she gets used, like a good whore, and smiles the WHOLE TIME! I have had the pleasure of filming with Pretty a few times, and I can say from personal experience that Pretty is no cottonball powderpuff contract starlet. She is a FUCKDOLL, pure and simple. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen Pretty as happy as she was in her last double blowjob scene, and it's BECAUSE we used her, degraded her, forced her, stretched her cheeks out, made her spit and drool, called her names, gagged her, and then dropped fat loads all over her face.
Now, what if my partner in that particular "crime" was the type of guy who didn't shave, didn't drink his pineapple juice, didn't TEST, couldn't get hard, was fat and ugly and couldn't stop sweating, didn't like to give it rough, and/or generally didn't know wtf he was doing? Here's what if. It would make for a B A D scene, you know the kind where the whore is on her phone during an airtight? Yeah, those just suck. So, you have to qualify the talent.
This is waayyy to much typing for me, and I don't even know why I'm bothering except to here in Pretty's "defense" as it were. Pretty likes what Pretty likes, and Pretty will continue to make sure that EVERY scene that she films is an ENJOYABLE experience for her, and here's the beauty of why. Pretty isn't doing this for $$$, if she was don't you think she'd be on here trying to sell sell sell? Pretty does it because she likes it, and it's fun. She just genuinely enjoys being told what to do while you shove a camera (among other things) in her face. She L O V E S it. I have a deep rooted respect for ANYONE in this industry who's in it for the fun. It makes for better porn. Period.
"Great way to think of yourself. Should all women aspire to be like you? "
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The divorce rate, crime rate, and murder rates would all drop to record lows if all y'all stupid fuckin' whore/sluts would just recognize, and then get with the program. I love, appreciate, and respect the FUCK outta women...until then say "action" and then I don't. It is, for all the times that I get to disrespect and degrade women, the reason why I respect women. Ok, that's to broad (huh huh) a statement. Whores. I respect whores. Sluts too, cuz they'll do it for free.
Pretty is a VERY good, obedient little whore, and that she likes it so much just makes her even better at what she does and how she does it. That's all.
Oh, and her name fuckin' rules, you know it, and jealousy is just not hot at all. That's all.
Oh, and Pretty is right, you're blog sucks. In fact, your blog sucks so much that it needs to start thinking about what it's rates are going to be for sucking so much. That's all
Oh, and Tatty is STILL rad.
-Keep It Dirty
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#348910 - 08/01/08 12:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is one battle in which, I hope, Pretty will Prevail. Pretty, if I could, I'd mail you a sap (a blackjack, or what the tough guys use on each other in film noir flicks) to use on DarrahSap.
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#348916 - 08/01/08 02:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Dariah (yeah, I misspelled it, what?) here's what I think...
"Dirty, you dumb fuck..."
-Yup
"I'm jealous of Pretty Pleads..."
-Yup
"ruined her chance at marketability..."
-It's not about a market or a sales pitch or the #'s, it's about FUN. I'm smiling right now while you are furiously typing thru tears of frustration and self-loathing. Loosen up girl, damn! Sunny Lane, Christy Canyon, Mary Carey, Misty Haze, Skye Blue, Summer Cummings, Cherry Poppins, Flower Tucci, etc...what the fuck fun would this whole porn thing be without a goofy name? I picked the name I did because people laugh when they hear it, and laughing is impossible without smiling. Get it?
"I was standing up for men..."
Honey, we don't need your help with that at all. In fact, we're so good at it, we have a name for it...PORN LEAN
"casual sex..."
-No such thing in Pretty's world. Nothing "casual" about it.
"all you men that wouldn't even know where to stick it..."
-What's the best part about a blowjob? Anyone? anyone? The 5 to 10 minutes of SILENCE! I think I can safely say that I know where to stick it, and I think I know where I'd LIKE to stick it. Firmly in your throat, because silence is golden.
"her just being a cum bucket and fuck hole doesn't mean she's good at sex..."
-Um, first off, it's fuckDOLL and cumDUMPSTER, get it right. Second, uh, yeah it does in the eyes of many.
"she just lies there and takes it."
-Yup, when she's told to. Like a good girl. You could just shut the fuck up long enough to learn from Pretty. I swear if you could do that, just lay here and take it, this bloody, horrific, over-extended hazing of yours would cease in under a week or so.
All that to say this...CHILL! DAMN! relax a bit, smoke a doobie AND his brother, take a bubblebath, light some candles, have some wine, and just chill. Don't take it all so seriously. Porn, life, love, work, sex, driving, any and all of it girl. Simmer down now. Did you know it takes more energy to frown? It's true. I like you, you got spunk, (no, really, when's the last time you got spunk?) just remember to pick and choose your battles kid, and don't rush in with guns blazing and a blindfold on into your own barracks. Stop trying to clean everything up all the time...
-Keep It Dirty
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#348918 - 08/01/08 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Darrah typed: Quote:
I don't have to work in the industry to know what works and what doesn't work. A name that sounds real and not something to laugh at will make you more money in any industry.
For weeks, I have been watching you getting burned by every poster here. And most of the time, it was very justified.
And then this? You ask questions about the most basic things in porn, which is all available on the interwebs. But now, all of a sudden, you are an expert on the marketability of porn names? /FAIL/
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#348919 - 08/01/08 09:35 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Three things
1.Pretty Pleads is awesome. I have thought so from day one. She is a genuinely nice person.
2.I have never met anyone in person as annoying as Darrah.
3. tattypatty is rad
That is all......
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#348921 - 08/02/08 12:47 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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I'm surprised "rad" is accepted vernacular here.
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#348923 - 08/02/08 02:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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She showed her tits.
Now, "rad" is part of the XPT vernacular.
I get it.
If Donny had said it...
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#348926 - 08/03/08 09:55 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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wow thnk you fenris love, pretty
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