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Volume. Displacement. how to measure irregular objects

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that's not even half as fun!

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Are you kidding me? That's as fun as it gets!

1. Take your favourite porn whore, pour a litre of lubricant into one of her orifices, insert penis until no further penetration can be achieved.

2. Measure displaced lubricant.

3. Repeat steps one and two enough times that you can establish a margin of error. 200 seems about right.

4. Total up the amount of displaced lubricant, divide it by the amount of thrusts... er... insertions. Voila! You now know the amount of space your johnson takes up with a 1 to 2% margin of error.

Who says science can't be fun?

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