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#348759 - 07/31/08 12:55 AM How to Measure Penis Size ?
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Surfers on the West coast measure the height of a wave from the back of the swell and East coast surfers measure the face of the wave. A 2 foot swell is typically a lot bigger wave then a 4 foot face. So now my question. Should a penis be measured on the bottom (from the balls to the tip) since, erect, that is the side facing the world; OR should it be measured on the top (from the pelvis to the tip) since that is the maximum depth of thrust? You can see my point. From the top I'm a better than average 7 inches. From the bottom, I am a more porn worthy 8 1/4 inches. I know which measurement I'm most likely to use while bragging however I'd like your collective input on this. [Guys, we're biased so I'm more likely to listen to what the ladies have to say] _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#348760 - 07/31/08 01:00 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Oh boy, here we go... 'He said he had a 12 inch cock...but it was a Hawaiian 12 inches' (Surfer joke )
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#348761 - 07/31/08 01:15 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	yea, and the doctor said I couldn't have 3 inches removed from my cock because then it would be a foot. :bananarimshot: But seriously.... _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#348762 - 07/31/08 05:46 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
Browser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 204	For a split second I thought I got redirected to faggety tread of the day at ADT.
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#348763 - 07/31/08 09:09 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	We all know girth matters as much as the length. Thus, one should really measure both the length and the girth. However, it would be really neat to have just one figure to throw around. On the basis of this analysis I propose that you cut your dick off and weigh it. Then post the resulting figure in this thread.
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#348764 - 07/31/08 10:01 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
poobah9 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/15/07 Posts: 55 Loc: My mouth on the dew of her thi...	Quote: So now my question. Should a penis be measured on the bottom (from the balls to the tip) since, erect, that is the side facing the world; OR should it be measured on the top (from the pelvis to the tip) since that is the maximum depth of thrust? ================================================== OK, here's my two cents worth. I think the only sensible way to measure is on top, ruler against the pubic bone. Underneath measurements tend to creep rearward 'till the the end of the ruler is on the rim of the asshole. That gives impressive numbers, but hardly realistic ones. We probably all know someone who has measured their dick like that. _________________________ "We love the feel of fire, the way it burns, ooh we love to feel it all around us, until all we can do is, breathe and fuck, breathe and fuck . . . ."
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#348765 - 07/31/08 10:14 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5213 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Volume. Displacement. how to measure irregular objects _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#348766 - 07/31/08 10:15 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: Volume. Displacement. how to measure irregular objects that's not even half as fun!
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#348767 - 07/31/08 10:43 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Volume. Displacement. how to measure irregular objects Is this something to do with those multiple anal creampie videos that Da Burglar is so enthused/disgusted about? Like where four dudes have already splooged in the chick's ass and then the fifth guy sticks his dick in there, and the jizz of the other four guys comes out?
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#348768 - 07/31/08 10:53 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Quote: Quote: Volume. Displacement. how to measure irregular objects that's not even half as fun! Are you kidding me? That's as fun as it gets! 1. Take your favourite porn whore, pour a litre of lubricant into one of her orifices, insert penis until no further penetration can be achieved. 2. Measure displaced lubricant. 3. Repeat steps one and two enough times that you can establish a margin of error. 200 seems about right. 4. Total up the amount of displaced lubricant, divide it by the amount of thrusts... er... insertions. Voila! You now know the amount of space your johnson takes up with a 1 to 2% margin of error. Who says science can't be fun? _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#348769 - 07/31/08 11:29 AM Re: How to Measure Penis Size ?
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: Quote: Quote: Volume. Displacement. how to measure irregular objects that's not even half as fun! Are you kidding me? That's as fun as it gets! 1. Take your favourite porn whore, pour a litre of lubricant into one of her orifices, insert penis until no further penetration can be achieved. 2. Measure displaced lubricant. 3. Repeat steps one and two enough times that you can establish a margin of error. 200 seems about right. 4. Total up the amount of displaced lubricant, divide it by the amount of thrusts... er... insertions. Voila! You now know the amount of space your johnson takes up with a 1 to 2% margin of error. Who says science can't be fun? you are running circles around me today, oh master of penis measuring science!
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