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#348702 - 07/30/08 09:19 PM Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	OUR Holly! About 2/3 of the way down. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#348703 - 07/30/08 09:25 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Anonymous Unregistered	Meh. I was expecting much worse, given his history.
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#348704 - 07/30/08 09:25 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Jeez...first time I've seen Luke's site in months. "Jews, Judaism, Journalism. Your Moral Leader." Wow, pathetic even by my standards. Complete with a beard that would make Thor or some Asgardian god proud. I'm already calling Luke's return to porn: February 15th to March 15th 2009. Anyone have any other calls? _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#348705 - 07/30/08 09:26 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	He said she was fat dude. That's like the N-word for chicks. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#348706 - 07/30/08 09:29 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Anonymous Unregistered	He's said much worse in the past, Zen. Bad enough that I'm surprised his karma didn't catch up with him and have the dog bite him. Comparatively, this is nothing.
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#348707 - 07/30/08 09:31 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Quote: I didn’t want to be a pushy Jew yet I didn’t want to stand by when the situation cried out for action, yet it didn’t seem appropriate for me to stroke anyone’s hair and say it is so soft and then move in for the first kiss. Don't worry, Luke. No one thinks you're Jewish. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#348708 - 07/30/08 09:36 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	the "listen now" button is the best thing ever and I will continue to advocate it's use for as long as that sarcastic jew has a blog. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#348709 - 07/30/08 10:12 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	luke the bounty hunter Attachments 334541-Picture 1.png (7 downloads)
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#348710 - 07/30/08 10:20 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: We don’t shake because I’m so religious. WTF is that supposed to mean? Donald Trump is the same way because he's an obsessive/compulsive germophobe. Sounds like (fake) Jews and germophobes are the same thing. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#348711 - 07/30/08 10:24 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Quote: We don’t shake because I’m so religious. WTF is that supposed to mean? Donald Trump is the same way because he's an obsessive/compulsive germophobe. Sounds like (fake) Jews and germophobes are the same thing. An Orthodox Jew is not permitted to shake the hand of a woman he is not related to. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#348712 - 07/30/08 10:28 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Eh he's just trying to rile me up. And he's not exactly the kind of gentleman who would carry me if I needed it anyhow. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#348713 - 07/30/08 10:31 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: Quote: We don’t shake because I’m so religious. WTF is that supposed to mean? Donald Trump is the same way because he's an obsessive/compulsive germophobe. Sounds like (fake) Jews and germophobes are the same thing. An Orthodox Jew is not permitted to shake the hand of a woman he is not related to. So it sounds like I'm right. Orthodox Jews and germophobes are the same thing. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#348714 - 07/30/08 10:33 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	coming soon. Attachments 334558-LukeWolf3.JPG (10 downloads) _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#348715 - 07/30/08 10:34 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Eh he's just trying to rile me up. And he's not exactly the kind of gentleman who would carry me if I needed it anyhow. I don't think that skinny twat has the man/musclepower to pick you up Holly, and that's no fat crack, either. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348716 - 07/30/08 10:34 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Holy shit that's funny... _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#348717 - 07/30/08 10:36 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I take back the 'skinny' part. Jew-boy seems to have a ragging beer-belly now. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348718 - 07/30/08 10:36 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Quote: Eh he's just trying to rile me up. And he's not exactly the kind of gentleman who would carry me if I needed it anyhow. I don't think that skinny twat has the man/musclepower to pick you up Holly, and that's no fat crack, either. He's not skinny himself, and he's certainly not in shape. I'm not fat, but I'm also not thin. I'm at that I-look-OK-but-I-will-continue-to-try-to-lose-10-lbs-for-the-rest-of-my-life weight. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#348719 - 07/30/08 10:42 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	This is ballzy, but I'd guess you're no more than 135, Holly. You have height & frame proportion, from the time or two I've seen you. As for the '10 pounds', every woman is like that. Big deal. Just some are more motivated than others to really dig in & lose it. My dad used to show me pix of my mother before she had my brother & I. Scary difference (but I still love her). _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348720 - 07/30/08 10:46 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Holy shit that's funny... roflol... though i recommend sending him black hoodies for chanukaghgahhh... The Lukabomber _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#348721 - 07/30/08 10:58 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Holly is thin. Luke can't pick Holly up? The entire time they dated, he never picked up the check either. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#348722 - 07/30/08 11:04 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Holly is thin. Luke can't pick Holly up? The entire time they dated, he never picked up the check either. The perfect words never fail you _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#348723 - 07/30/08 11:05 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Oh and by the way Attachments 334581-abc_geico_caveman.jpg (9 downloads) Edited by wannacorndog (07/30/08 11:06 PM) _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#348724 - 07/30/08 11:06 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Holly is thin. Luke can't pick Holly up? The entire time they dated, he never picked up the check either. It wasn't a crack against Holly, G, it was a crack at the lack of strength I imagine Channukah[sp?] boi having. But the check part does tend to lend well to the Jewish faith. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348725 - 07/30/08 11:16 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: Holly is thin. Luke can't pick Holly up? The entire time they dated, he never picked up the check either. Gia I love you! Jacque-- you are close. But I actually weigh 138, on a good day. I was around 152 when I was dating Luke. I'd love to get to 130, which still sounds like a lot for a girl who is 5'7. Wow, I can't believe I just admitted how much I weigh. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#348726 - 07/30/08 11:17 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	It's only a fucking number, but _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348727 - 07/30/08 11:18 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Quote: Holly is thin. Luke can't pick Holly up? The entire time they dated, he never picked up the check either. Gia I love you! Jacque-- you are close. But I actually weigh 138, on a good day. I was around 152 when I was dating Luke. I'd love to get to 130, which still sounds like a lot for a girl who is 5'7. Wow, I can't believe I just admitted how much I weigh. wow. i never would have guessed 13_. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#348728 - 07/30/08 11:27 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
gonzo420 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/05 Posts: 458 Loc: the ATL	Quote: This is ballzy, but I'd guess you're no more than 135, Holly. You have height & frame proportion, from the time or two I've seen you. As for the '10 pounds', every woman is like that. Big deal. Just some are more motivated than others to really dig in & lose it. My dad used to show me pix of my mother before she had my brother & I. Scary difference (but I still love her). So now your a fanboi of Holly? Who's next Jacque??? Will you please post these pics of your mother. I always get a chuckle out of seeing FAT Trailer trash women. I don't know what it is? _________________________ "mmmmm.. nuthin says lovin like...eating babies!!!"-Sierra Sinn
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#348729 - 07/30/08 11:29 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
superloads Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 04/11/08 Posts: 1265	Quote: Holly is thin. Luke can't pick Holly up? The entire time they dated, he never picked up the check either. Gia Jordan fucking rules, and I still haven't seen a scene of hers, yet. _________________________ Rear Admiral: "If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it." "Next for me: trannies." -------------------------------------------- "This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#348730 - 07/30/08 11:37 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: So now your a fanboi of Holly? Who's next Jacque??? Will you please post these pics of your mother. I always get a chuckle out of seeing FAT Trailer trash women. I don't know what it is? gonzo420 must be ArinsystematicX from GayDT, he has a blind obsession with accusing people of being a 'fanboi'. I actually get off at how defensive he gets since being confronted as one, and I exploit it. Is that wrong? Do you even know what it means to be a fanboi, gonzo? Might I point you to / suggest that having the same porn whore (ie: Jenna Haze) as your full-time avatar is a good start. READ ON There is no shame in admiring Holly. She's hot...and she takes dirty photographs of whores...professionally. Better to be a fan (as opposed to 'fanboi') of many whores, than to devote your attention to the same POA over & over again. Pics of my mother? Sorry, but I don't provide jerk-off materials for stalkers of my family members, even if you ARE into fat chicks. FWIW, no one in my family has ever lived in a trailer, so you must be thinking of someone else, fanfag. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348731 - 07/31/08 07:04 AM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Someone needs to tell Luke that Geico is running a different advertising campaign now. He can scratch that audition off his calendar. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#348732 - 07/31/08 07:23 AM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Sho'nuff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/08/08 Posts: 554 Loc: Wash D.C.	Quote: Gia I love you! Jacque-- you are close. But I actually weigh 138, on a good day. I was around 152 when I was dating Luke. I'd love to get to 130, which still sounds like a lot for a girl who is 5'7. Wow, I can't believe I just admitted how much I weigh. Oh come on Holly... you of all people should know it isn't the number on the scale but they way you are proportioned that matters. Despite the modesty you show, I think you know you are hot. _________________________ "I don’t want to live in a world where a man won’t cum on my face." -Holly Randall
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#348733 - 07/31/08 09:58 AM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	Quote: Jacque-- you are close. But I actually weigh 138, on a good day. I was around 152 when I was dating Luke. I'd love to get to 130, which still sounds like a lot for a girl who is 5'7. Wow, I can't believe I just admitted how much I weigh. I'd like to get to 130 too...I'm about 143 now. Will prob want to lose 10-15 pounds for the rest of my life too. Damn Virgo perfectionism. But please...making a crack about Holly being fat is like making a crack about how ugly Elle Mcpherson is. People everywhere will just groan a collective "WT???" _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#348734 - 07/31/08 11:25 AM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	Why is Luke Ford even relevant in the industry anymore? Attachments 334692-RaymondAmishComic.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#348735 - 07/31/08 10:13 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Raymond is some GOOD fuckin' shit!! He toured around eastern PA quite often. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#348736 - 08/01/08 05:09 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
NotLuke Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 07/01/08 Posts: 37	Holly, I took what Luke wrote more in a metaphoric sense.... That he couldn't carry your weighty issues around with him... But maybe I am giving him too much credit? NL
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#348737 - 08/01/08 05:10 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Cindi, maybe you're just stupid? _________________________
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#348738 - 08/01/08 05:15 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I have to agree with Iwadult/Cindi on this one. Luke was never entertaining. Ever. I don't even want to know how deeply immersed in the porn pool you have to be to find this shit entertaining. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#348739 - 08/01/08 05:25 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: Cindi, maybe you're just stupid? Fuck off and fall over the side of a cliff.
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#348740 - 08/01/08 05:32 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	Quote: Quote: Cindi, maybe you're just stupid? Fuck off and fall over the side of a cliff. Clearly she can't be too bright, she brought you on as a contributing writer. How exactly does one become a contributing writer when one doesn't appear to write anything? _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#348741 - 08/01/08 07:08 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: Cindi, maybe you're just stupid? Fuck off and fall over the side of a cliff. Wow are you two having an affair?, so quick to jump to her defense. And 138lb and 5 7, Holly is perfect. Kim Kardashian is 5 2 and 135lbs that's a little thick, but I like her body anyway.
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#348742 - 08/01/08 07:49 PM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	thats cause she keeps it all in the right places, lol tits and ass. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#348743 - 08/02/08 08:34 AM Re: Luke takes a swipe at Holly Randall
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: Quote: Cindi, maybe you're just stupid? Fuck off and fall over the side of a cliff. I'm not even talking about you and you manage to have a meltdown. Nice job. _________________________
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