Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What's the best part about spinning a baby around a clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A: Lefty!
Q: Why did God create the yeast infection?
A: So women could know what it's like living with an irritating cunt
too.
Q: How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours
later the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What's the one thing a black guy can't win?
A: Employee of the Month.
Q: What do you call a cracked out black guy running from the cops
because he just got done raping a white girl?
A: Normal.
Q: Whats black, brown, and looks good on a black guy?
A: A rottweiler.
Q: What do you do if an epileptic person has a seizure in your bath
tub?
A: Throw in the laundry.
Q: What do you call a mexican laying naked in the dirt?
A: Camouflage.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury
Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat
a blowjob.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q: Why is interrogating a Mexican like pool?
A: The harder you hit, the more English you get out of it.
Q: How do you stop a black person from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: What do you call a black man in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico ever do good in the olympics?
A: Because any of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the
U.S.
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: Because they wont work in the future either.
Q: What do you use to blindfold an Asian?
A: Dental floss.
Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.
Q: What does a Keebler elf and a white man have in common?
A: They both make crackers!
Q: What's black and blue and floats?
A: A white guy who told too many black jokes.
Q: How do black women fight crime?
A: By having an abortion.
Q: Why do white people go to black people'ss garage sales?
A: To get their stuff back.
Q: What do you call a white guy running track and field?
A: Second.
Q: What is the first thing a black guy sees when he parks his car?
A: Red and Blue lights.
Q: Why do black people not like to go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.
Q: What's red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
Q: What is black, has 4 legs, and goes ho dee doe?
A: Two black guys running for the elevator.
Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse
shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with an Octopus?
A: Who knows, but it sure can pick cotton.
Q: What's the difference between sand and abortion?
A: You cant drink sand.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of
leaves?
A: Raisin Brand.
Q: What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your
TV?
A: His brother behind him with your VCR.
Q: Why are there more black people than Indians?
A: We haven't played Cowboys and Black people yet.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: What's 11 + 46 + 14?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: What do you call a little mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
Q: What do Caucasians and toilets have in common?
A: They're both white and smell like shit.
Q: Why is the world like a bag of jelly beans?
A: Because no one really likes the black ones.
Q: How do you get all the Ethiopians into a Phone Booth?
A: Throw in a can of beans
Q: How do you get them all back out again?
A: Run past them with the can opener!
Q: What's black up close and white far away?
A: A cotton field.
Q: What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain's mind when
he shot himself?
A: The roof of his mouth.
Q: Whats red and blue and doesn't like sex very much?
A: A rape victim.
Q: How do you make a black guy wear a condom?
A: Put a Nike logo on it.
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.
Q: Why Do Black People Get So Tall?
A: Because they're Knee-grows!
Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: He's black.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
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