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#348596 - 07/29/08 11:43 PM
Am I really fucked up?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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I got drunk and had a one-nighter with a girl I kinda' knew last week. She was a friend of a friend and we shared drinks and went home for some fun. Well, she talked about our time with some friends of hers... and friends of mine heard about it. Long story short, people think I'm fucked up.
I guess she found the experience upsetting... the next day. While we were having sex I said "Tell me that you love me". She seemed kind of taken back but then told me that she loved me. I do this almost everytime I hit up the bar for a one-nighter. It just turns me on that so many people have a problem telling someone that they love them... but if they are on top of you and their eyes are rolling back in their heads... they will do it. It is more of psychological turn on than physical but it works for me.
Anyways, my friends start asking me about this. They say "that is fucked up, man". Is that fucked up? Is being turned on by manipulating someone any different than being turned on by being choked or spanked?
Sure, I get that it is playing on someone's emotions at the absolute opportune time... but thats what makes it so good. Plus, the girl did in fact tell me that "she loved me". So, wasn't she just saying what I wanted to hear so she could get off? How is that not on the same level as what I did?
Thoughts? Put downs? Shrink suggestions?
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#348597 - 07/30/08 12:00 AM
Re: Am I really fucked up?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
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Agreed.It's a turn-on. Especially when the girl saying it is a 20 yr old 4'11" Italian chick with 38 DD's panting it in your ear while she's furiously bouncing up and down on your cock in the front seat of a 1984 Ford Mustang.That's not fucked up AT ALL....lol
Good times!
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#348598 - 07/30/08 04:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I am really fascinated on how people cannot say "I love you", in many situations and contexts. I am very free with the words because, well, I laugh at the fact that people can say all kinds of other shit without any problem, but to tell a good friend that you "love" him or her is like trying to get a Israeli to say "ALlah Akbar!" in synagogue on Saturday at 6 pm. When I have a friend who means a lot to me or I think the world of, I will say (and not only when I am drunk) "I love ya Man!" or "I love you sweetie!" in a appropriate tone or manner so that the person knows I am talking about general human AGAPE (brotherly) love. For example, take Ceara Lynch(mob) / Cereal (box)Lunch....as my surrogate little sister, she knows full well that when I say "Big Brother Loves you!" I am talking about brotherly love and NOT a secret desire to fuck her tits.....<waits for everyone to stop shaking their heads in skepticism>....really, Honest! 
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#348599 - 07/30/08 04:47 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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When a girl tells me she loves me, I immediately kick her to the curb (unless in coitus, then I wait until I get my rocks off).
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#348600 - 07/30/08 04:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I agree full on with Burg, but during sex it should only be said if you mean it.
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#348602 - 07/30/08 09:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Don't mean to be a stickler, but I think you meant 'philos'. /greek
Yes and no....Agape doesnt always mean the religious emphasis, it can convey NON-erotic human bonding that applies to all genders and situations. Philos is more directly related to male-male brotherhood, but because it is greek, and we know that they fucked each other in the arse all the time and thought it normal, I refuse to describe my feelings in those terms.
Besides, "Agape" is also the word for describing a whore's asshole after 5 men thrust their assaultive peni in and out for an hour..."her asshole was AGAPE..." And while I feel friendship and human LOVE towards all the chicks here at XPT (Gia, Holly, Gigi, Cereal, Cameron, Stoli, Pretty, Fiendgirl, etc.) I would submit that I could safely look at, even cause their beautiful puckered assholes to be AGAPE without compromising said friendship. I would draw the line at actually SPLOOGING in any of their AGAPE assholes (except Gigi, that I JUST HAVE TO EXPERIENCE/KNOW/SEE-what-that-would-look-like)
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#348603 - 07/30/08 09:24 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no gapes!
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#348604 - 07/30/08 09:36 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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aw  ! wub you, burglar
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#348605 - 07/30/08 01:08 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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A thousand bars of soap will never remove the leprosy of your body nor the scar of your existence from her mind.
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#348606 - 07/30/08 01:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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a personal favourite is to look deep into her eyes put a hand on her throat, squeeze hard and ask "are you afraid?"
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#348607 - 07/30/08 02:31 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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^^^SO FUCKING HOT. OH MY GOD.
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#348611 - 07/30/08 05:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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pfft.. i was the last lazy ho's meal ticket... about time someone be mine.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#348613 - 07/30/08 10:33 PM
Re: Am I really fucked up?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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A thousand bars of soap will never remove the leprosy of your body nor the scar of your existence from her mind.
Prolly not. We spent the morning after having raunchy, stinky, sticky and nasty sex. Good times.
I'm sure you know of such things only in legend but they do happen and they happen every day around the world.
See, she was taken back and her friends thought it was odd but my friends were the ones who said it was fucked up.
Leprosy? Really? If only I could find a "fail" pic worthy... wait... gimme a sec...hold on....
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#348615 - 07/31/08 08:35 AM
Re: Am I really fucked up?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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If you are asking for advice on this board you are either really fucked up or you are about to be.
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#348616 - 07/31/08 08:38 AM
Re: Am I really fucked up?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Don't mean to be a stickler, but I think you meant 'philos'. /greek
Yes and no....Agape doesnt always mean the religious emphasis, it can convey NON-erotic human bonding that applies to all genders and situations. Philos is more directly related to male-male brotherhood, but because it is greek, and we know that they fucked each other in the arse all the time and thought it normal, I refuse to describe my feelings in those terms.
Besides, "Agape" is also the word for describing a whore's asshole after 5 men thrust their assaultive peni in and out for an hour..."her asshole was AGAPE..." And while I feel friendship and human LOVE towards all the chicks here at XPT (Gia, Holly, Gigi, Cereal, Cameron, Stoli, Pretty, Fiendgirl, etc.) I would submit that I could safely look at, even cause their beautiful puckered assholes to be AGAPE without compromising said friendship. I would draw the line at actually SPLOOGING in any of their AGAPE assholes (except Gigi, that I JUST HAVE TO EXPERIENCE/KNOW/SEE-what-that-would-look-like)
I'm not usually a fan of da burglars mundane rants and philosophical musings dripping of teenage angst and emo style hubris. However, this post is pure fucking genius.
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#348620 - 07/31/08 10:31 PM
Re: Am I really fucked up?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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I rarely say I love you. I find it incredibly uncharacteristic and out of place to say it, yet my girlfriend has to hear it about 3 times a day. You can't believe how juvenile women can be sometimes. We've actually had arguments because I didn't say I love you back to her, or because I hang up without saying it.
I dated a girl like that before. The weird thing was that she would always end a phone call with "I love you" but very rarely said it in person. Maybe she was more comfortable with saying it on the phone.
I dunno' but if people aren't comfortable telling someone they love them... then why do they bother? I say if you don't feel comfortable saying it... then don't.
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