Hrmmm... okay let's see how the OP did on the "Epic Thread Failure" checklist:
Posted topic in wrong forum - check
Beating an overly dead horse - check
Used old ass internet source - check
Had that hideous CHUD Darrah respond first - check
Yep, you sir have just served up a steaming bucket of fail. Please go take a nap under the front wheels of an 18-Wheeler.
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