I dropped one of my best friends off at the Ted Stevens International Airport tonight so he could fly back to Seattle. Ted Stevens, not that long ago, was also named "Alaskan of the Century." This man did more for the state of Alaska than any other individual alive. And you want him to spend the rest of his life in jail? One of the charges against him is that someone gave him a stainless steel bbq grill. Are you fucking kidding me? If he's no longer a senator for the state of Alaska, all it can do is hurt the people of this state.

Also, everyone in Girdwood, Alaska refers to their place as a "chalet."