Now I really regret not going; I had a big plan to confront all these porn whores about poisoning the 50,000 kids walking through the convention center. Had my camera crew and everyone ready too.

its my second time not going to Con since 1997 (the first being a crappy pink eye infection 3 years ago); an hour at the media desk on Wednesday and the hassle of being sold out was enough for me to stay home. Sad to see the Con being taken over by whores; don't they have enough conventions to sit at hawking polaroids?