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I personally keep a trenchcoat on hand for just such a situation. lol

Here's What I think. I'm a long haul/over the road trucker. 18 wheels and a dozen ho'ses for sure. Have you ever tried to find parking for 18 wheels at the Le Sex Shoppe on Ventura Blvd? Me neither, because there ain't no parking for us. Now, I'm not gonna speak for the "normal" folk out there that just blindly expect their fuckin' frappucino 4-pack to be at the store, no matter the conditions through which I, the trucker, got them there. They can just go home and hide in their office, wank wank wank, and call it "business" when the wife comes to check on them. They're on the net, gettin' porn. Single guys buy DVD because no one will catch them at 3 in the morning with a cockstump in the one hand, remote in the other, and a foot in the fuckin' vasoline. They live alone. So do we truckers. So it then comes down to, what's cheaper? For a trucker, DVD may just be the way to go. Try finding wireless internet for free on the road. FUCKING impossible, and that means a connection to the net is in order. We can buy our own cellular USB internet stick from Verizon, or we can hook up to the IdleAire at the truckstop, and neither of them are cheap. Now that the trucker has spent money on fuel, parking, and hook-up, he just can't WAIT to spend more money on porn! Woohoo! The other option is to pull over at the next exit into the Wal-mart Supercenter parking lot (there's one at every exit), throw the brakes on, go into the sleeper, pull the curtain, pop in a DVD and go for it. Quicker, easier, and usually cheaper, we truckers will be over at the Cooze Cove just off the side of good ol' highway 96 buying DVD's and then jacking off in your parking lot.

All that to say hey this is a great topic, and BUMP!

-Keep It Dirty




You know what's cheaper than porn dvds? Hookers. and as a trucker you should already have known this. btw B&M porn stores are gonna go the way of jenna jameson's good looks.
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You really have to be a sick person to view this stuff. - Tamra Toryn