^^ "Honestly, Officer, it was an accident [sotto voce...] that I ran him over 3 times."

Obviously some saveahoe-fanboy-stalker who took a lapdance to mean lifelong commitment and wouldn't take "No! Get the fuck away from me you creep!" as an answer after following her through the parking lot.


Three Times! That's fucking great!
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