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DanG, can we try it out on your mom first? Followed next by you of course.




Dear Darrah,

You may or may not have noticed in your short time posting here at XPT that I have made it a point to abstain from joining in the bashing of you and your posts. I've never called you a cuntbag or wished cervical cancer on you or anything like that.

Sadly, you have yet again given credence to The Unknown Pervert's contention about 'things going over your head'. My above post is a PARODY, as you will find all of my posts in Fan Requests have been. It is a forum I very rarely post in, but when I do it is purely for shits and giggles. I think the only remotely plausible request/concept I have ever posted was for 'Super Snowball Gokkun'. Again, it was a joke, but it was theoretically possible too.

If you honestly think I am really suggesting that JM film a series like the one outlined above with the express intention of breaking the jaws of female talent, then you really do need to stop taking everything so seriously. Lighten up, if only for your own sake.

Now, am I also to assume the Belladonna/Kelly Wells reference went 'over your head' as well?