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"Mr. Potter, you're nothing but a warped, frustrated, old man!" Sorry, couldn't resist.



I was waiting for someone to recognize me!

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Yeah, a shaft hair or two may pop up once in a while, but as long as you perform a regular, scheduled maintenance you should be cool.



I assume this to be more common among our more hirsute brethren. I don't even have chest hair, so I am clueless on the dick shaft adornment.