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nahhh, I can just tell however, that Alexia is so shallow and selfconscious that if I rolled into the club, she wouldnt even come within 20 feet of me, let alone make eye contact, until LONG after she saw or overheard: "OMG The crippled dude paid me 500 bucks to just sit in his lap for a while, rub his neck and shoulders and feed him cashews one at a time! Oh, and he had me take a couple Lemon drop shots into my mouth and swap it back into his....that was FUN and kinda hot! So anyway, um, Alexia sweetie, did you jerk off that Rabbi/Deli Owner again into a napkin for 75 bucks? He is soooo hairy and his breath reeks, i dont know how you do it girl..."



You've obviously been around the scene...
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