Sorry I'll pass on this life-like, front heavy mannequin.

First off, she just exudes that quality that many girls sadly have in the stripping and escort business of being totally aloof, empty in her heart, soul and head, AND what little interest she does have (and what room in her heart does exist) is reserved only for .... herself. Her "F" tits are ridiculous, just "F"-ing ridiculous....I'd rather tape two small beachballs to a Nordstrom mannequin and put a dab of Olive Oil between the two beach balls and fuck them. Whatever quality of "hottness" or attraction she has is from the RIDICULOUS amount of time & effort (and, ergo, MONEY) she spends achieving that level of hottness and maintaining it...There is NOTHING natural about this chick...natural hotness, even with flaws, trumps fake/overdone/empty/expensive hotness any day of the week.


BUT, in fairness to Gia, I will say this: The complete and total DEBAUCHERY represented by the situation this girl was busted in (a "exclusive" Stripper/Sex club); the IRONIC LAZINESS inherent in a girl willing to put forth so much effort to look as she does and project this image yet who is unwilling to just work HARD either as a "straight" stripper in a reputable, upscale club OR as a fulltime escort-whore, but instead opts for one where she can earn easy tips by jacking off clients in a sardine box-like closet (or blowing them outright)....this whorish ABJECT laziness lifts my wood everytime for some reason.

nahhh, I can just tell however, that Alexia is so shallow and selfconscious that if I rolled into the club, she wouldnt even come within 20 feet of me, let alone make eye contact, until LONG after she saw or overheard: "OMG The crippled dude paid me 500 bucks to just sit in his lap for a while, rub his neck and shoulders and feed him cashews one at a time! Oh, and he had me take a couple Lemon drop shots into my mouth and swap it back into his....that was FUN and kinda hot! So anyway, um, Alexia sweetie, did you jerk off that Rabbi/Deli Owner again into a napkin for 75 bucks? He is soooo hairy and his breath reeks, i dont know how you do it girl..."