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I have a younger brother and once caught him masturbating. How? I walked into MY bedroom and there he was sitting on my chair in front of my television watching porn and masturbating! Why was the fucker in my room? This was years ago and I was the only one in the house with a VCR. Yes, remember those? But I was horrified, screamed, and ran out of my room. See, because my family and I are “normal” and don’t get excited by seeing each other naked or masturbating or having sex! I couldn’t even imagine telling my brother to shoot porn for my own company or waiting for my sister to turn 18 so she, my mother, and I can run wild throughout Porn Valley causing mayhem and debauchery.

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