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But I still hold men up to unrealistic expectations, and when they make some kind of human error, or do anything that annoys me, then I use that as an excuse to discard them and move on. I tend to idolize, and then when they disappoint, rip them to shreds (in my head).
>>The giant "ripping sound" you hear is NOT luke's shorts but Holly's brain.
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Same here, girl. Same here. :sigh:

Jesus Keeerist, gimme a break. You two need to STOP WATCHING SEX AND THE CITY, go out together, pick up some random dudes that aren't total freaks and just get fucked silly, and then come back to earth and find some realistic measures of happiness with a flawed yet decent man who will pay your bills, validate your beauty even when you are not with cum on your face everyday instead of just telling you "you're beautiful" (actions speak louder and MORE sincerely than words), and fix the toilet when it is fucked up. The clock is fuckin' ticking....
"Who would believe you was a beauty indeed
When the days get shorter and the nights get long
Lie awake when the Rain comes
Nobody will know
When you're old, when you're old
Nobody will know
That you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
A sweet sweet beauty but stone stone cold."
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Are you gonna eat that?