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I have never been to Disneyland, but I really want to go to Disneysea in Japan - you can drink alcohol there, get pissed, and then go on all the rides and you can thereby actually relive your childhood by getting scared on quite small rollercoasters and peeing in your pants.



You can get drunk at Epcot Center in Florida, every country sells their national beer or drink. A few years ago a group of us did the "Drinking Around the World" game and it was a total blast. You have to start in England so the last two countries you hit are Norway and Mexico, both have boat rides that are fucked up when sober but filled with Beer, Wine and Sake they are like bad acid trips.

Disney also has Pleasure Island down their, basically its a bunch of clubs filled with horny college aged chicks who work for the mouse. I 69ed with a chick that played Pocahontas while her friend who was Mary Poppins was passed out on the other bed, most of the dudes who work their are gay so the slutty girl to horny straight guy ratio is way in the guys favor.




ahhhh picking up College Program chicks at AC. It's like a pasttime around here.
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