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I am in a generous mood today so I will cover the content of Blech's next ten posts so he can do something more constructive with his time like fingerfucking a gopher.

Jim B. is responsible for global warming.

Jim B. is responsible for the falling dollar.

Jim B. was Phil Mickelson's caddy on the 72nd hole at Winged Foot.

Jim B botched the handoff to Larry Csonka that Herman Edwards ended up returning for a touchdown to knock the Giants out of the playoffs. (Has anyone ever seen Jim B. and Joe Pisarick in the same place?)

Jim B. caused the aliens to crash at Roswell.

Jim B. pitched Cop Rock to NBC.

Jim B. refereed the 1972 U.S.-U.S.S.R. basketball game at Munich.

Jim B. developed New Coke and Betamax.

Jim B. was overheard asking what does this lever do during tours of Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and the Union Carbide plant at Bhopal, India.

Jim B. was also overheard asking if anyone had a light on the Hindenburg.

Jim B. gave Natalie Wood swimming lessons and John Denver flying lessons.

Never let it be said I have not contributed anything to help mankind.

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