Listen, you stupid bitch:

I have never instigated shit on this board. I tried to give you some worthwhile advice when you got here, but you wiped your ass with it and threw it back at me.

Your lack of a sense of humor is only trumped by your utter stupidity, you no-talent piece of shit. These words are the last I will type in your direction.

Now get back in that Dairy Queen where you belong.