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#347471 - 07/25/08 10:42 PM PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
I'm not one to reveal sources or post private messages without permission. Until now. I just received this from Darrah. Just thought you all might like to know that a magazine editor and an XPT poster are now lumped in with Marc Wallice in Darrah's Ford's personal Hate Parade:






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#347472 - 07/25/08 10:50 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Are you fucking kidding me? No way was I lumping any of you. I didn't put a period after Jim and made it into a run-on sentence for crying out loud. This is what you're calling your lawyers on me for? FOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE??

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#347473 - 07/25/08 10:53 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Buy this NOW:






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#347474 - 07/25/08 10:54 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I sent you the message because of your last paragraph

*here*

Quote:

You certainly do not need to know me, nor will you starve without my assistance, so whatever. I do hope you understand how many people you have alienated who work in this industry. Oh wait, YOU DON'T CARE! Good luck finding people!





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#347475 - 07/25/08 10:57 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


So now I'm a CRIMINAL, Darrah?

Sweetheart, do yourself a favor and check yourself into the nearest psychiatric facility before you really do yourself some damage.

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#347476 - 07/25/08 10:57 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Don't make me bring back DIABLO!

I will. I kind of miss him.

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#347477 - 07/25/08 10:58 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Buy this NOW:









http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elements_of_Style

So it's a book about grammer and writing? I'LL BUY IT! You're not going to sue me anymore are you? I just called Cindi asking what do I do now. Jesus Christ, I HATE THIS BOARD!



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#347478 - 07/25/08 10:58 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Bornyo made an excellent thread in The Cage. You two should read it.
This topic is past the point of "give a fuck".
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#347479 - 07/25/08 10:59 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

So now I'm a CRIMINAL, Darrah?

Sweetheart, do yourself a favor and check yourself into the nearest psychiatric facility before you really do yourself some damage.



I wasn't calling either of you criminals, just Wallice. But he's been the most non-XPTer that I have insulted.

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#347480 - 07/25/08 11:00 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
I have dialed 8 of 10 digits in DIABLO!'s phone number. He can be here any second.

I am putting the receiver in its cradle.

For now.

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#347481 - 07/25/08 11:03 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

? I just called Cindi asking what do I do now.




Knowing her, she will promptly advise you to melt down three or four times, misconstrue everything, make an ass of yourself in public and, finally, out your own real name.

At least, that's what she did.

Lou, yeah, I know I said I was gonna lean back, but that's before I was accused of being a criminal. Now all bets are off.

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#347482 - 07/25/08 11:05 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Once again Jim:

I wasn't calling either of you criminals, just Wallice. But he's been the most non-XPTer that I have insulted.

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#347483 - 07/25/08 11:10 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


has Sam Chanin been that easily mollified by your half-assed explanations.

Ooooh I misplaced a comma, therefore, I didn't really mean what I said.

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#347484 - 07/25/08 11:30 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


From her "blog"

Quote:

So far the mainstream media refuses to say anything about former presidential nominee and Senator John Edwards and the child he has with his mistress Rielle Hunter.




You maybe want to throw an "allegedly" in there sugar tits? Or do you suppose you're going to get away with an "Ooops, I forgot."

Quote:

The tabloids on the other hand haven’t.




Because, after all, if the National Enquirer endorsed your treatise on Defamation...

Quote:

He is still having an affair with her.




We know this because Darrah was hiding under the bed.

Now, the title of this earth shaking piece of journalism is Finally the John Edwards affair is hitting the mainstream media. And which esteemed members of the Fourth Estate are covering this monumental story?

You guessed it:

Quote:

But now Fox News confirms the story of National Enquirer reporters





Darrah Ford is the Ed Murrow of Pron Blogging. Luke and loftus said so.

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#347485 - 07/26/08 08:33 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

So it's a book about grammer and writing? I'LL BUY IT! You're not going to sue me anymore are you? I just called Cindi asking what do I do now. Jesus Christ, I HATE THIS BOARD!




Well then for Christ Sakes get the FUCK off it! If you hate it, LEAVE. Good christ woman I'd call you stupid but that's a goddamn cutting insult to stupid people!

Jesus Christ guys, can we just ban her ass already? She was amusing at one point but now she's just self destructing and this is rapidly heading into lawsuit territory.

Not the purpose for this board. At all.

Fenris
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#347486 - 07/26/08 09:16 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Darrah, no one is going to sue you. This is the internet. Get a hold of yourself, woman.
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#347487 - 07/26/08 10:01 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
There is nothing more HIGH-larious than 'writers' who can't spell simple words like 'grammar'...
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#347488 - 07/26/08 10:05 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
grammer is to grammar as not knowing about the porn industry is to pornstarbabylon.
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#347489 - 07/26/08 10:21 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
FOX, post those motherfuckers.

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#347490 - 07/26/08 02:50 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
DIABLO! DIABLO! DIABLO! DIABLO!

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#347491 - 07/26/08 08:13 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:


Well then for Christ Sakes get the FUCK off it! If you hate it, LEAVE. Good christ woman I'd call you stupid but that's a goddamn cutting insult to stupid people!

Jesus Christ guys, can we just ban her ass already? She was amusing at one point but now she's just self destructing and this is rapidly heading into lawsuit territory.

Not the purpose for this board. At all.

Fenris




That was a good post Fenris. Atta boy.

- Lou
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#347492 - 07/26/08 08:24 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I hope Darrah never leaves and never gets banned.

Darrah stay true to yourself and please stay on the board. It's people like Fenris who give this place such a bad reputation.

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#347493 - 07/27/08 02:27 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
NotLuke Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/01/08
Posts: 37
Exactly Bornyo. I BROUGHT Darrah to this board. And I am damn proud of it! Bow down and give thanks.

NL

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#347494 - 07/27/08 02:31 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Bow down and give thanks.







FWIW, I hope neither of you leave. This is comedy GOLD.

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#347495 - 07/27/08 11:03 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Darrah I think you need to realize that the people you are arguing with are total douchebags. Jim B is just the most active among them. Jim B isn't a criminal unless they start locking up people for being an asshole.

If you post a picture of your tits they'll all fall in love with you.

XPT is mostly a fraternity of douchebags that shit on everybody else. Just ignore them and move on.
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#347496 - 07/27/08 11:06 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Oh, look, it's Lakers In Six boy come to defend Dopey Darrah. Fitting.

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#347497 - 07/27/08 11:09 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

There is nothing more HIGH-larious than 'writers' who can't spell simple words like 'grammar'...



Spelling that wrong was on purpose on my end. I spelled it wrong so to go along with the stupidity of his entire private message to me that was then followed by this thread. OMG!!11 LIAK DUNT U UNDIRSTAND??!!1!!1!

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#347498 - 07/27/08 11:11 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Bring it on, you two stupid fuckers.

And Darrah, I am quite sure that was not an intentional misspelling.





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#347499 - 07/27/08 11:12 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

I hope Darrah never leaves and never gets banned.

Darrah stay true to yourself and please stay on the board. It's people like Fenris who give this place such a bad reputation.



The people on here have done nothing but make my experience here hellish and have done nothing but make me want to leave. I've been on worse boards and stayed for years. But this place is a whole new different type of insanity and I haven't been here for a whole month yet.


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#347500 - 07/27/08 11:22 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Here is my attempt to get sued.

Arland Kerkove is a rapist and is not fit to be a father. He is a danger to children and is somebody that should be banned from ever returning to a porn set.

Max Hardcore is a rapist. He produces obscene material. He deceives and damages girls in the industry. He should be run out of the biz.

Jim B is a pedophile. He routinely rapes children and has a massive child pornography collection. He is fond of young boys.

Lou Cypher rapes the elderly.

Alex Panzer is a criminal time waster.

Holly Randall stole my bike.

Come and get me.
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#347501 - 07/27/08 11:29 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Just ignore them and move on.




Now THAT"S funny, coming from a guy who's got LouCypher soooo far under his skin that he's left that same bleating sig up for months:

Quote:

LouCypher is neither funny or interesting. He is lonely and sad.




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#347502 - 07/27/08 11:36 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Doesn't change the fact that you collect child pornography. I'll say it again. Jim b. is a child rapist. He rapes little boys in his home. He has a dungeon where he violates children.

Now are you going to sue me?
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#347503 - 07/27/08 12:06 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Doesn't change the fact that you collect child pornography. I'll say it again. Jim b. is a child rapist. He rapes little boys in his home. He has a dungeon where he violates children.

Now are you going to sue me?

--------------------
Jim B. is a danger to children.







I never threatened to sue anybody, Easy Reader. That was Fenris. Funny as fuck, though, that you change your sig when you get called on it. Amazing how little it takes to unnerve you, Bleccchhh.

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#347504 - 07/27/08 12:09 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863

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#347505 - 07/27/08 12:21 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...

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#347506 - 07/27/08 12:24 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


XPT is mostly a fraternity of douchebags that shit on everybody else.





And yet, you continue to post here, Bleeccchhh. What does that say about you?

Here's a question I have for you, Bleeeccchhh:

You regged on 3/7/06, which means you've been here almost two and a half years.

You currently have 380 Posts.

Of those 380 posts, 333 were made in the last six months. That's 87 percent.

That's a bit incongruous, don't you think?

To my mind, there's only two explanations for this. You're either:

a) Somebody's really bad alt; or

b) Recently unemployed.

I don't think you're an alt. So tell us, what did you do to get fired?

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#347507 - 07/27/08 12:48 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:


XPT is mostly a fraternity of douchebags that shit on everybody else.




This explains why Ryan Knox keeps coming back.
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#347508 - 07/27/08 01:01 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Quote:


XPT is mostly a fraternity of douchebags that shit on everybody else.





And yet, you continue to post here, Bleeccchhh. What does that say about you?

Here's a question I have for you, Bleeeccchhh:

You regged on 3/7/06, which means you've been here almost two and a half years.

You currently have 380 Posts.

Of those 380 posts, 333 were made in the last six months. That's 87 percent.

That's a bit incongruous, don't you think?

To my mind, there's only two explanations for this. You're either:

a) Somebody's really bad alt; or

b) Recently unemployed.

I don't think you're an alt. So tell us, what did you do to get fired?




Who is under who's skin again?

Stop obsessing over me. I am a full grown adult male. I am at least 30 years older than the boys you violate.

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#347509 - 07/27/08 01:27 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Who's obsessing, Blecchhh?

You let Lou get under your skin for months. I call you out on it and now it's me. Typical.

You're too fucking stupid to read who posts what so you again embarrass yourself by trying to bait me into a lawsuit. You call anyone with basic enough math skills to point out your sudden rash of posts "obsessive." You call some sports guy "The biggest douchebag on the radio ever," while ignoring the two most obvious suspects...

I could go on, but I've made my point. You make Knox look like Heisenberg.

And what did you do to get fired?

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#347510 - 07/27/08 02:25 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
blahhh2000 typed:
Quote:

.... I am a full grown adult male. ....




Yeah, and it's a real shame your brain didn't develop along with the rest of your body. Play on.
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#347511 - 07/27/08 03:43 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Who the fuck is Darrah and why is she whoring for so much attention recently?
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Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:

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#347512 - 07/27/08 04:29 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
if that's darrah drinking beer on the crapper, i'd date her.

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#347513 - 07/27/08 07:28 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Here's a question I have for you, Bleeeccchhh:

You regged on 3/7/06, which means you've been here almost two and a half years.

You currently have 380 Posts.

Of those 380 posts, 333 were made in the last six months. That's 87 percent.

That's a bit incongruous, don't you think?

To my mind, there's only two explanations for this. You're either:

a) Somebody's really bad alt; or

b) Recently unemployed.

I don't think you're an alt. So tell us, what did you do to get fired?



Jimbo, did you ever think in that thick skull of yours that he got a job where he works at a computer all day? many people are online while at work on their computer. I'm on other boards where most are on during work hours.

You spend more time here than any of us put together. WERE YOU FIRED?


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#347514 - 07/27/08 07:31 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Who the fuck is Darrah and why is she whoring for so much attention recently?



I'm not whoring for attention. I'm just this month's latest prey on here. I also blog. And you are?


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#347515 - 07/27/08 07:31 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

if that's darrah drinking beer on the crapper, i'd date her.



Nope not me but similar.

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#347516 - 07/27/08 07:39 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


Nope not me but similar.




How so? In that you drink beer, you are full of shit or that you look good in a tiny photograph?

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#347517 - 07/27/08 07:40 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Awwww jimmy, you seem so upset. Sorry but I'm still employed by the same place for the past 4 years. They just moved me over to fries which is a big promotion.

And I see you're little boyfriend came to your defense. That's so sweet. You guys make a lovely couple. Do you both rape children together?

Now I see why you both defend Skeeter and Max so much. Because you can live out your rape fantasies and inadequacy with women together. I bet you have a lot of those bestiality clips on your hard drive. But it's just because they are funny, right? Yeah, I'm sure that's why.
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#347518 - 07/27/08 07:42 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

How so? In that you drink beer, you are full of shit or that you look good in a tiny photograph?



I don't drink but why would I be full of shit if I did drink? But similar in hair, skin tone, and physique.


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#347519 - 07/27/08 08:02 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

Quote:

if that's darrah drinking beer on the crapper, i'd date her.



Nope not me but similar.




Sorry babe, but the more I read from you the more doubts I have you're even real. I'm starting to think you're someone in the industry who created "Darrah" just to fuck with people.
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#347520 - 07/27/08 08:33 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Darrah, what is your height and weight?
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#347521 - 07/27/08 08:54 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Flahh##
Quote:

Here is my attempt to get sued.

Lou Cypher rapes the elderly.





Other little known facts about Mr. L Cypher.

- Made his fortune selling camouflage traffic cones.

- Holds the patent on the Solar Powered Flashlight.

- Is the number 1 retailer of Flavored Contact Lenses in China. (try the Lemon Pepper)

- Raped Blahhh for free but charged his Grandpa 5k to watch me shit in Grammys mouth.

- Traded Tony Robbins his stage presence for a 68 fastback and some Sabbath tickets.

- Coined the phrase "gerpes".

- Secretly fears rice of any color.

- Stands to wipe.

Thats all for now.


Thank you and goodnight.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#347522 - 07/27/08 09:20 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Quote:

... I also blog. And you are?






Oooh, she blogs! Very unique.

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#347523 - 07/27/08 10:47 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

How so? In that you drink beer, you are full of shit or that you look good in a tiny photograph?



I don't drink but why would I be full of shit if I did drink? But similar in hair, skin tone, and physique.






Which doesn't say a fucking thing, as Bornyo pointed out with #3 (looks good in a TINY [read: 100x100] photograph).
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#347524 - 07/27/08 11:29 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Darrah, what is your height and weight?



Why, so you and everyone else can say I'm "fat" because I'm not a fucking size zero? I'm 5 foot 4 and 120-ish pounds.


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#347525 - 07/27/08 11:33 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I think we should nickname her 3MI, or possibly more affectionate, Cher Nobyl.
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#347526 - 07/27/08 11:38 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Kingfish Offline
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Why, so you and everyone else can say I'm "fat" because I'm not a fucking size zero? I'm 5 foot 4 and 120-ish pounds.




I am not up on all the archaic English weight measurements. I know that a stone is 14 lbs. How many avoirdupois pounds make up an "ish".
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#347527 - 07/28/08 12:07 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
Quote:

Quote:

Darrah, what is your height and weight?



Why, so you and everyone else can say I'm "fat" because I'm not a fucking size zero? I'm 5 foot 4 and 120-ish pounds.





You mean 120-ish kilos.
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#347528 - 07/28/08 03:02 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Post deleted by gia jordan

I deleted my post because I mistook you for claiming to be a size zero at 5'4" and 120 lbs, which is no size zero anyway. My bad.
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#347529 - 07/28/08 03:16 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Jigaloo Offline
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Reading Darrah describing her attributes reminds me of radio math from Loveline when Adam was still on the show. 5'4" 120 lbs is something like 5'1" and 160.
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#347530 - 07/28/08 04:08 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
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Quote:


Jimbo, did you ever think in that thick skull of yours that he got a job where he works at a computer all day? many people are online while at work on their computer. I'm on other boards where most are on during work hours.





Okay, Dopey. I'm going to say it again because I know that you and Blecchh are easily confused by basic arithmetic:

First 80 % of his time here: 13 % of his posts
Last 20 % of his time here: 87% of his posts

Which again begs the question: What did he get fired for? Obviously, he didn't get promoted. People who's entire game consists of "I know you are but what am I?" don't get promoted.

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#347531 - 07/28/08 06:11 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
freestylah Offline
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Hey, that's the Pareto principle. Nice one, Jim. Educational and all....
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#347532 - 07/28/08 02:16 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
tattypatty Offline
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Is that anything like the Palillo principle??


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#347533 - 07/28/08 02:25 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
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Only to the extent that Horshack, Darrah and blecch are all pretty dense.

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#347534 - 07/28/08 03:53 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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I know 80% of my business comes from 20% of my clients.

Little Jimmy seems to be very concerned about my well being. I seem to notice that 80% of your posts are devoted to slamming other people. Which leads me to believe that you are unsatisfied in your life. Which also explains why you have time to examine my posts.

Personally, I'm bummed that nobody is suing me.

Jim B is a homosexual serial killer.

One other thing I've noticed. Why the hell does Fenris end every post with his name? Seems a bit redundant.
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#347535 - 07/28/08 03:57 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
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Funny that you didn't seem to notice that Fenris was the only one talking about suing people, Blecchh. Just another in your spectacular line of failures.

BTW: You forgot to mention the new line of sausage patties I'm releasing. 100% Victim Goodness.

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#347536 - 07/28/08 04:27 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I am in a generous mood today so I will cover the content of Blech's next ten posts so he can do something more constructive with his time like fingerfucking a gopher.

Jim B. is responsible for global warming.

Jim B. is responsible for the falling dollar.

Jim B. was Phil Mickelson's caddy on the 72nd hole at Winged Foot.

Jim B botched the handoff to Larry Csonka that Herman Edwards ended up returning for a touchdown to knock the Giants out of the playoffs. (Has anyone ever seen Jim B. and Joe Pisarick in the same place?)

Jim B. caused the aliens to crash at Roswell.

Jim B. pitched Cop Rock to NBC.

Jim B. refereed the 1972 U.S.-U.S.S.R. basketball game at Munich.

Jim B. developed New Coke and Betamax.

Jim B. was overheard asking what does this lever do during tours of Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and the Union Carbide plant at Bhopal, India.

Jim B. was also overheard asking if anyone had a light on the Hindenburg.

Jim B. gave Natalie Wood swimming lessons and John Denver flying lessons.

Never let it be said I have not contributed anything to help mankind.






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#347537 - 07/28/08 04:33 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
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Let's not forget that I am personally responsible for the robust state of the Zimbabwean economy. IMHO, my greatest achievement yet.




Stuck around St. Petersburg, when I saw it was time for a change...

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#347538 - 07/28/08 04:48 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
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Malloy is the shithead who gets upset and threatens to sue me for what I asked on a private message, on who in the industry I've upset, that he then makes public because he thinks I lumped in in with the likes of Marc Wallice. You people call me an attention whore but you are the ones that instigate drama to get the attention drawn your way by using me. Jim then links to my blog to ridicule me on something I wrote. I come here today and reply to one thread about HIV and everyone jumps on me. At this point I could say shit smells and people would find something to criticize me about. I can take the ridicule when it's not through games and high school dramatics. Just be straight forward and honest instead of all the bullshit.




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#347539 - 07/28/08 04:51 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


On the plus side, you're not calling him "Mallory" anymore.

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#347540 - 07/28/08 04:53 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Listen, you stupid bitch:

I have never instigated shit on this board. I tried to give you some worthwhile advice when you got here, but you wiped your ass with it and threw it back at me.

Your lack of a sense of humor is only trumped by your utter stupidity, you no-talent piece of shit. These words are the last I will type in your direction.

Now get back in that Dairy Queen where you belong.


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#347541 - 07/28/08 05:10 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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Malloy is the shithead who gets upset and threatens to sue me for what I asked on a private message, on who in the industry I've upset, that he then makes public because he thinks I lumped in in with the likes of Marc Wallice. You people call me an attention whore but you are the ones that instigate drama to get the attention drawn your way by using me. Jim then links to my blog to ridicule me on something I wrote. I come here today and reply to one thread about HIV and everyone jumps on me. At this point I could say shit smells and people would find something to criticize me about. I can take the ridicule when it's not through games and high school dramatics. Just be straight forward and honest instead of all the bullshit.






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#347542 - 07/28/08 05:14 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

I asked on a private message, on who in the industry I've upset



I'd say "Everyone", but I'm probably underestimating.


Quote:

At this point I could say shit smells and people would find something to criticize me about.



Oh, finally a subject that you know something about.
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#347543 - 07/28/08 05:17 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
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Quote:

Quote:

I asked on a private message, on who in the industry I've upset



I'd say "Everyone", but I'm probably underestimating.






I'm sure she will find out eventually... l-ke did a few times...
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#347544 - 07/28/08 05:21 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
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I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...



Is that a threat?

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#347545 - 07/28/08 05:24 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
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Quote:


Is that a threat?







Watch out, Rob. Next thing you know, she'll accuse you of being Marc Wallice.

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#347546 - 07/28/08 05:25 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Jigaloo Offline
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It must be if you think so.
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#347547 - 07/28/08 05:27 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Darrah, you have to quit jumping for the bait, for you own peace of mind.

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#347548 - 07/28/08 05:29 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Quote:

One other thing I've noticed. Why the hell does Fenris end every post with his name? Seems a bit redundant.




When I say something, I sign it. I'm old school that way.

Yes, I know it's the internet and it's retarded. It's just the way I do things.

Fenris
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#347549 - 07/28/08 05:30 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...



Is that a threat?





lol, nope... not at all.

I'm saying that l-ke found himself in a bad spot a few times for opening his trap about things he shouldn't have... that is fact. in all honesty you lack the journalistic skills to actually ever have to worry about doing something like that...

no threat from me toots, I would never threaten you... I might try to destroy your porn blogging career... but outside of that i'm just laughing at you.
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#347550 - 07/28/08 05:31 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I might try to destroy your porn blogging career...




Now you've done it. Prepare to feel the wrath of Blecchh.

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#347551 - 07/28/08 05:33 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

I might try to destroy your porn blogging career...




Now you've done it. Prepare to feel the wrath of Blecchh.




see ya missed the irony of the fact that porn blogging isnt really a career so much as a poor life decision. It's like forgetting to do your master's thesis because... that meth was just too inviting.
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#347552 - 07/28/08 05:34 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


I didn't miss it, but Darrah and her fanboi...

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#347553 - 07/28/08 05:35 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fenris Offline
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Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

Funny that you didn't seem to notice that Fenris was the only one talking about suing people, Blecchh. Just another in your spectacular line of failures.




Actually, I said she was heading into lawsuit territory, I never implied that I would be suing anyone. Nor would I. She just spews so much ridiculous crap on the board that sooner or later someone is going to take the garbage she spews as slander and then 'ding' we'll have a lawsuit.

I move we ban her to protect her from herself. The same way we'd put a helmet on a special needs kid so they won't give themself a concussion banging their head against the wall.

Actually, I amend that. I move we ban her and give her a helmet.

Fenris
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#347554 - 07/28/08 05:37 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


I disagree, Fenris. Ostensibly, she's an adult, covering "adult" and should be allowed to face the consequences of her actions.

Besides, the shit is fucking funny.

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#347555 - 07/28/08 05:37 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

Funny that you didn't seem to notice that Fenris was the only one talking about suing people, Blecchh. Just another in your spectacular line of failures.




Actually, I said she was heading into lawsuit territory, I never implied that I would be suing anyone. Nor would I. She just spews so much ridiculous crap on the board that sooner or later someone is going to take the garbage she spews as slander and then 'ding' we'll have a lawsuit.

I move we ban her to protect her from herself. The same way we'd put a helmet on a special needs kid so they won't give themself a concussion banging their head against the wall.

Actually, I amend that. I move we ban her and give her a helmet.

Fenris




I'm surprised she doesnt have a helmet, and lick short bus windows.
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#347556 - 07/28/08 05:38 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

I am in a generous mood today so I will cover the content of Blech's next ten posts so he can do something more constructive with his time like fingerfucking a gopher.

Jim B. is responsible for global warming.

Jim B. is responsible for the falling dollar.

Jim B. was Phil Mickelson's caddy on the 72nd hole at Winged Foot.

Jim B botched the handoff to Larry Csonka that Herman Edwards ended up returning for a touchdown to knock the Giants out of the playoffs. (Has anyone ever seen Jim B. and Joe Pisarick in the same place?)

Jim B. caused the aliens to crash at Roswell.

Jim B. pitched Cop Rock to NBC.

Jim B. refereed the 1972 U.S.-U.S.S.R. basketball game at Munich.

Jim B. developed New Coke and Betamax.

Jim B. was overheard asking what does this lever do during tours of Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and the Union Carbide plant at Bhopal, India.

Jim B. was also overheard asking if anyone had a light on the Hindenburg.

Jim B. gave Natalie Wood swimming lessons and John Denver flying lessons.

Never let it be said I have not contributed anything to help mankind.







I'm blahhh2000 and I approve this message.
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#347557 - 07/28/08 05:40 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:



I'm blahhh2000 and I approve this message.








Congratulations. You are officially dumber than Darrah. Here's your sign...

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#347558 - 07/28/08 05:43 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
BTW darrah, i would like to congratulate you for posting your story about Dita being on the cover of Bizzare... on the day the issue AFTER that one hits news stands.
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#347559 - 07/28/08 05:47 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Quote:



I'm blahhh2000 and I approve this message.








Congratulations. You are officially dumber than Darrah. Here's your sign...




What? I like gophers.
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#347560 - 07/28/08 05:50 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

BTW darrah, i would like to congratulate you for posting your story about Dita being on the cover of Bizzare... on the day the issue AFTER that one hits news stands.





Hmmm... Yeah, Blecchh is still dumber than Darrah.

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#347561 - 07/28/08 06:36 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
This thread is the equivalent of the short bus driver zoning out on Oxy and running over the after school specials.

Fenris, Blahh, killed in action? No.
Mowed down like weeds. Yupper.

Sometimes you're up, sometimes down.
As heads is tails, Just call me LouCypher.
Who needs restraint.
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#347562 - 07/28/08 08:03 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...



Is that a threat?





He meant you'll find out from everyone complaining to/ or about you or just plain out refusing to do interviews with you. Stop thinking everything is a threat. It's very self-centered of you to be so paranoid.
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#347563 - 07/28/08 08:05 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I might try to destroy your porn blogging career...




What career?
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#347564 - 07/29/08 12:48 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Malice should make all wannabe XPT posters pass a seminar on comprehending sarcasm before being allowed to post.
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#347565 - 07/29/08 01:32 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
bnlmike Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40
Quote:

Buy this NOW:









That book rocks. You really should buy it...

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#347566 - 07/29/08 06:38 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Malice should make all wannabe XPT posters pass a seminar on comprehending sarcasm before being allowed to post.




But then he'd have to ban himself, Jim B, LouCypher, you, Khan, and every porn whore except Gia.
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#347567 - 07/29/08 06:45 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Fail.
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#347568 - 07/29/08 07:11 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Blahh###
Quote:

Quote:

Malice should make all wannabe XPT posters pass a seminar on comprehending sarcasm before being allowed to post.




But then he'd have to ban himself, Jim B, LouCypher, you, Khan, and every porn whore except Gia.




Nice company we keep ehh?

Now name another time in your interwerb experience that you've been assraped so effectively. I mean from start to finish. Answer...NEVER

That being said let me help you review your efforts so far.

Fact: I had you ignoring my posts in no less than what? ten responses. Thereby making your asshole look like a Polynesian sunset.

Fact: I burst your twat so hard you put me in your sig.

Fact: See my story then substitute Jim B, Khan, Gia, UP, and anyone else with an internet connection.

Summation : The original four horsemen of the apocolypse didn't ride horses, they rode victims like you. Into the ground.

Fucken deal with it.
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#347569 - 07/29/08 09:23 PM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...



Is that a threat?




Is this seriously the only fucking defense that you have? EVERYONE is threatening you?

For fuck's sake, see a shrink.
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#347570 - 07/30/08 05:24 AM Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...



Is that a threat?







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