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#347421 - 08/23/08 11:32 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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#347423 - 08/25/08 04:50 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Tyler Faith says your beloved Jenna has a smelly, rotten crotch. Discuss.
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#347424 - 08/25/08 05:30 PM
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Tyler Faith says your beloved Jenna has a smelly, rotten crotch. Discuss.
Tyler Faith comes with her positives and her negatives.
POSITIVE: She had the good sense to dump both Lockwwod and Wankus.
NEGATIVE: She had the bad sense to get involved with both Lockwood and Wankus in the first place.
That said, I've never heard anything disparaging her sense of smell, so I give her the benefit of the doubt on this score.
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#347425 - 08/25/08 06:20 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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#347427 - 08/25/08 08:18 PM
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Wankus had a way of masking his odors. 
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#347428 - 08/26/08 07:47 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Don't remember where I read about it.
i remember reading about it here:
http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=16147
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"Did you go around and tell everyone how many times you had to speak to her about her stinky pussy?" Faith supposedly asked Kelly. "No- Jill never announced that in the press. Or that she would have to sit down and tell Jenna to douche because everyone was complaining. If Jill was a little fucking douche bag like Jenna, she would have went and said, hey, Wankus- guess what I had to talk to Jenna again the seventh time. Her pussy still reeks, wash it out please. Everyone's complaining. It's like, come on.
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#347430 - 11/23/08 06:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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A few excerpts this week from my ADT admirer, Gonzo420: Ava Who on 11/15:I said Ava who, you fucking kyke??? Got a problem cunt? Too bad you spend your time watching AVA who...and not like a real pornstar like Jenna Fucking Haze, you fucking stupid fucktard!!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it faggot!!! re: Ava Who?OHH How clever...Explain how im a stalker douchebag? Are you just jealous that Ive met more pornstars than you? Or that I didn't know who Ava was, fanboi?
fucking christ!
...and lastly (this one I don't really get)... re: Ava who on 11/23:its sad you know people's names from other adult entertainment forums. Really sad actually. Step away from the computer!
AVA WHO?? No Im serious. Who is she Fanboi??? Tell me about her...HAHAHA
Fuckin goddamn loser!_____________________________________________________________ And you guys call me a stalker, lolz. In comparison to this guy, I feel amateur. I guess when you spend your entire existance seeking the attention of the same porn whore, of course you don't know who any of the others are. 
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#347431 - 11/23/08 06:52 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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*Shits Gonzo420 his breakfast
YEAHHH... that should do it.
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#347432 - 11/23/08 07:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Allow me to serve it to him. A nice, steaming pile of LouPoo.
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#347434 - 11/24/08 02:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Smokey, for someone with no less than 8 (eight) posts, you have an awfully big mouth.
Possible gonzo420 (on the right)
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#347435 - 11/24/08 09:49 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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umm...freestylah. thanks?
I wasn't aware of the post tally rules. I've lurked here for long enough. Long enough to fear Gia, long enough to love Burg's epic marathon posts, and long enough to speak my mind. My feedback has been positive thus far, and I dont expect that to change. IF it does, thats ok too.
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#347436 - 11/24/08 10:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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wow who is the cute whore?
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#347437 - 11/24/08 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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wow who is the cute whore?
Just another hot chick, Zen....with a douchebag.
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#347438 - 11/24/08 12:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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Some of you have confused me for someone that gives a damn. Since were talking about what pornstars I like, hear's another one of my favorites!!  You can't go wrong w/ Kapri Syles 
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#347439 - 11/24/08 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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^^^ OK, so you're a multi-stalker, I get the jist. I love your defensiveness. You remind me of that Arin clown from ADT. Anyway, here's another since Gonzo's education is lacking, in that everyone who attends AEE is a fanboi? So, does that means because you DO NOT go to the show, you're NOT a fanboi? Your logic befuddles me. And I'm a faggot...what, because I don't run to the nearest bathroom stall & spank my meat to a messy ruckous after getting a fake hug from my favorite whore du jour? Jeff, Tony...are you guys fanbois, too? Gia? ANYONE?! I'd feel so much more comfortable in the company of fellow fanbois (is that pronouced 'fan-bwaz'?) or fangirls. I'm aware that our reasons for attending are vastly different, but we all have a job to do, correct? Define 'fanboi', please? Here's the difference, shitbag. It's not rocket science... I'm actually there to interact on behalf of an adult website (IAFD), otherwise I might not bother going. I take headshots & collect data on the whores, a job I'm actually proud of. I also get to see friends & faces again (CrunkDaddy, Gia, Morbid, Malice, Lee Carver, etc.). I'd say it gets old year after year, but there's always a new whore to shoot, and than seeing those 'friends & faces' (prefaced above) once each year. Sometimes, you even meet new ones!  What do you do? ( Since I won't get a worthwhile answer to that question, I'll assume you just play with yourself at your PC monitor thrice daily rather than chalking up the cash to hit Las Vegas for a few days.) Fanbois (that's y'all) oogle at the whores & get your picture taken with them. For 3 days straight, they/you wait in hour-long lines to get a hard-on, before retreating to mom's basement at the end of the weekend - wishing he had a whore to love him. I don't. Sometimes, I even wonder my unsocial ass to a party with friends that I've met over the years (if my ass isn't dragging from 8 hours of walking the show floor). Guess what I do there? (HINT: Take pictures) You're (< note the spelling, BTW) confined to the drooling mope section whereas the only glimpse you get of the whores is while they are passing by you en route to the VIP. If you're lucky, you'll get to purchase a drink for one of them before they make you cum in your pants before making a beeline for the private rooms where the REAL party is happening. In closing, I'll assume you're just another >18 year old that isn't quote able to fly by himself; let alone allowed in casinos to make the trip to Vegas worthwhile. Need anymore explanation, fanfag? Feel free to ask.  ___________________________________________________________ PLEASE POST THIS MESSAGE: Your a fucking TOOL!!
You admitted your going to the AVN Awards which Im not. Who's the fanboi??
Are you one of those faggots I see taking pics of the pw's in the background or do you ask them stupid ass questions for your litte blog or notebook??
Im sure they all laugh at you. lol.
Fuckin Douchebag. WOW you know some of their real names..Do you want a fucking cookie? Anybody w/ a computer can find that shit out.
ERIC IFAG
Dont ever send me back to back messages..STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!
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#347440 - 11/24/08 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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@Zen: A little while ago, G420 posted a picture of Jenna Haze. It was linked from a photobucket account. The rest is history. @Eric Well written piece. Nice attachment, also!  For the record, I'm not visiting AEE either, so I'm not a fanboi.  But I do have my ever-changing preferences.
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#347442 - 11/24/08 03:55 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
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elecrostatic? is that the chubby meth head chick from cali?
i appreciate my noob status. i'll watch my toungue if i'm supposed to, but after lurking for far too long, i think i can handle any abuse that might come my way.
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#347443 - 11/24/08 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Eric, I'm a fanbois (that looks French!), ok fan girl of:
Ava Devine (filthy fucking slut)
Jenna Haze (beautiful, nasty, sexy, slick)
Katsuni (classy, sexy, nasty)
Tiffany Hopkins (um, hello!)
Danielle Derek (fuckdoll milf of cartoon proportions)
Alektra Blue (very beautiful and best dancer)
Cassandra Colagera (big tit cum bucket)
For guys, Mark Ashley, and Alex Gonz.
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#347444 - 11/24/08 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Zey pronoucez'it, "Fan-Bwah"
Speaking of which, where's Melissa Lauren these days?
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#347446 - 11/25/08 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Isn't Fan bois a hockey goaltender somewhere in Canada ? [there's gotta be a good puck joke there too]
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#347447 - 11/25/08 08:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Yeha, I thought that was you.
Given a name like 'backdoorman', I presumed you were goal-tending your asshole during Bubba's horny prison rampage. The 'puck' would be the soap he coaxed you into picking up off the shower floor, you goon.
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#347449 - 11/27/08 11:45 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
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Spare me your pathetic posts  ERIC IFAG Now onto who else GONZO420 likes:  She's just too cute.. Im sure their are a few Teagan haters too on xpt. NO? 
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#347456 - 11/28/08 09:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Nope. Two different guys.
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#347457 - 11/28/08 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I love it when a baseless accusations become fact. Who would perpetrate such a lie?  Yes Gia, they are two different people but they share the same creepily overly devoted douche bag aura.
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#347460 - 11/29/08 12:06 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Yes, there is a problem fanboy. There are cocks in that pic. We can do without those.
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#347461 - 11/29/08 07:40 AM
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#347462 - 11/29/08 08:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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How come the photo bucket accounts you link are mostly filled with pictures of men?
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#347467 - 11/29/08 11:08 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Eric wisely posted:
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I'm glad you pointed that out, BIFF. I thought the cocks were the object of his desire.
Stalker gonzo, if you notice, he likes more guys in the pics he posts than whores.
Smokey puked:
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Fanboi Biff prefers tose cocks to be directly placed in his ass.
Who's alt ID are you, douchebag? Tose? WTF?
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#347468 - 11/29/08 11:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Smokey, neither one of our links is working.
Regardless, the post was from IWAdult, not I.
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