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#347369 - 07/25/08 09:40 PM
Gonzo420's love letters
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I think someone has a man crush.
Subject: fuckin douschebag
fuckin douschebag.
I fuckin piss on you! 
Jacque Schitt
What kind of gay ass name is that? Stupid fuck!
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Subject: Please kill yourself
Their are alot of fucking douchebags on here, but you fucking take the cake faggot! Stop posting such stupid worthless comments and stop marking out for all the pornstars that post on here. Notice how they never anwser you or pay any attention to you.
Jacque Shitt
Got anymore, Jenna Haze fanboi?
If you wanted to get a room homo, all you had to do was ask. I already rented one in the fucking Cage. Come join me.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#347370 - 08/15/08 08:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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The mancrush lives on...
Subject: u cocksucking faggot! (8/15/08)
What kind of stupid fucking avatar do you have? A picture of a fucking garage? You cant come up with anything better, you fucking cunt! Your the dumbest motherfucker on XPT and have the most fucktard posts out of anyone. Go fucking kill yourself, you waste of fucking life!!!
Priceless meltdowns. Keep'em coming! The best part is that I've not once sent a PM to this assclown to invite his attention, yet he feels compelled to whisper (and yell & scream them, too) sweet nothings in me ear.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#347371 - 08/15/08 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Big fucking deal. Gonzo 420 loves Jenna Haze. Who cares; he's not obnoxious about it and it doesn't dominate all his posts. Jacque/Jack, you're a bit of a fanboi yourself. You try to act so hardcore, but in reality, your attempts to befriend porn whores on myspace don't always go the way you want, do they?
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#347374 - 08/16/08 06:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Big fucking deal. Gonzo 420 loves Jenna Haze. Who cares; he's not obnoxious about it and it doesn't dominate all his posts. Jacque/Jack, you're a bit of a fanboi yourself. You try to act so hardcore, but in reality, your attempts to befriend porn whores on myspace don't always go the way you want, do they?
Gia, I dunno where you're looking or whom you're speaking to, but I haven't 'attempted to befriend pornwhores' on Myspace, or anything of the like in over 2 years (back before I got my first taste of how fucked up the industry really is). I'm antisocial like that. That said, be more specific about these alleged 'befriendings', otherwise, I call bullshit.
And if you're refering to 'it'...
That crap with Shawna Lenee was simply a compliment to a whore, that a whore actually knew some HTML. I find it interesting that a professional cum dumpster can type her own code, even if it was just a simple image source tag. If that's considered befriending, you have a very cockeyed, snaggletooth view of it.
Back to the topic of hand, this is a thread about Gonzo's love letters to me. Apparently he has so much time on his hands for these literary works of art, I figured it was only right to share them with the world. What do y'all think about them?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#347378 - 08/17/08 06:32 AM
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it doesn't dominate all his posts.
This is true. His fanboi-ism also extends to Sasha Grey.
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#347379 - 08/17/08 10:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Thanks for having my back Gia. I don't deny that I love Jenna Haze. I guess this Douchebag just can't get over it.
As far as me sending you messages Jacque, you can go ahead and cry me a goddamn river. Your the biggest FUCKTARD on XPT and Im just trying to bring that to your dumbass attention!
Numbnuts, I don't have a problem with ANYONE's affliction with a certain whore. But when you play the white-knight my favorite whore can do no wrong, and she's the bestest, HOTTEST whore that ever lived schtick, you're a fucking fanfag, a fanatical keyboard stalker...and I called you on it. You got butt hurt, end of story.
Your PM's to me are obvious signs of personal internal meltdown where you can't comtemplate anything to say other than "cocksucker, fucktard" and continue to tell me how bad a poster I am here @ XPT. WOW, bring out the big guns. I guess one step higher could be actually posting those feelings to the XPT community rather than to my inbox with the intent that I really give a fuck about what you think of me.
Who's crying? This is just displaying your awesome literary skills & 'test-type'. I think it's funny. Not crying son, I'm laughing my balls off.
I may be a fucktard, but at least I'm not a brain dead, drooling fanboi. 
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#347381 - 08/17/08 03:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Fanboi to the rescue!
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#347382 - 08/17/08 04:16 PM
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Braindead, Drooling Fanboi to the rescue!
Fixed.
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#347384 - 08/17/08 09:34 PM
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Registered: 08/17/08
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Big fucking deal. Gonzo 420 loves Jenna Haze. Who cares; he's not obnoxious about it and it doesn't dominate all his posts. Jacque/Jack, you're a bit of a fanboi yourself. You try to act so hardcore, but in reality, your attempts to befriend porn whores on myspace don't always go the way you want, do they?
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And if you're refering to 'it'...
That crap with Shawna Lenee was simply a compliment to a whore, that a whore actually knew some HTML. I find it interesting that a professional cum dumpster can type her own code, even if it was just a simple image source tag. If that's considered befriending, you have a very cockeyed, snaggletooth view of it.
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#347385 - 08/17/08 09:38 PM
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#347386 - 08/17/08 09:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
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And I've never tried to become Myspace Friends with a porn whore. So who's the fanboi? Fag. However I have fucked several porn whores over the last few years.
Sooooo......... Scoreboard.
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#347388 - 08/17/08 11:14 PM
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#347389 - 08/17/08 11:28 PM
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I dunno. Is their? I always laugh when you use this  graemlin in defending your whores. Just proves the point.
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#347392 - 08/18/08 09:15 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Let's leave my nuts outta this.
Jenna Haze, IMO, is not attractive. That goes for the whole package, not just the face. She needs to eat a few more meals and stop doing meth.
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#347393 - 08/18/08 09:27 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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yknow me
cant leave nuts out of it 
but shes so gorgeous
id kill baby jesus to be that thin
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#347396 - 08/18/08 03:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I've killed baby Jesus.
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#347398 - 08/18/08 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I covet that outfit. :bananadream:
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#347400 - 08/19/08 06:12 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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I covet that outfit. :bananadream:
You'd look better in it than Jenna does. If you ever got that skinny I'll be calling for an intervention.
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#347403 - 08/20/08 02:58 PM
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#347404 - 08/20/08 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I can't stand her nose. It's distracting. That's fucked up, I know.
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#347406 - 08/20/08 11:39 PM
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#347407 - 08/21/08 12:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i'm on TEAM JENNA for sure!
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#347409 - 08/21/08 03:40 AM
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Jenna's a cute whore, but I don't think any whore is worthy of this kind of slavish devotion. Especially in The Cage. There's a term for that sort of behavior...
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#347411 - 08/21/08 02:57 PM
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#347413 - 08/21/08 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Whatever weight she lost someone needs to find it and return it to her.
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#347415 - 08/21/08 08:36 PM
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#347416 - 08/22/08 12:27 AM
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#347417 - 08/22/08 12:33 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Gonzo, you do realize that Jenna is never going to have sex with you, be your friend, or respect you, don't you?
You have all the makings of a crazed fan that snaps one day and stabs Jenna 150 times.
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#347418 - 08/22/08 01:05 AM
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Im with ya Gia! Team JENNA Rules
There goes that Graemlin again...
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She's only the biggest pornstar on the planet!
and retarded all-in-one, fanboi. 
I mean is their a problem?
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