Why do we always have to read about exploding asses on this site?

Don't mention Gatorade around Gia, she hates it. But what she doesn't realize, is that it's got electrolytes, what plants crave.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.