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#347149 - 07/25/08 07:00 AM Please give me your hangover cures.
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Registered: 01/19/07
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I'm hurting. Met a few friends for drinks last night, next thing I know 6 hours had gone by. I had my usual 3 aspirins and a V8 this morning but it hasn't helped much.

Now I have to go and pick up my car since I walked home last night.

HELP.

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#347150 - 07/25/08 07:05 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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ibuprofen, caffeine and water. this works best as a preventative measure; i.e., if taken BEFORE you pass out. since you've already taken aspirin, ibuprofen at this point probably wouldn't be a good idea for your stomach. best of luck. hangovers suck, smoke meth instead! brought to you by the mahoning county methamphetamine council.
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#347151 - 07/25/08 07:25 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
A huge bowl of chicken fried rice and lots of water.

This does not work if you're really fucked—dry heaves, cold sweat, can't focus on anything, etc. That's when I get in a fetal position in the bathtub and pray for death.



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#347152 - 07/25/08 07:33 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Aleve, B vitamins, hot soup, carrot juice.
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#347153 - 07/25/08 07:37 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
I drink a ton of whole milk (like, a quarter gallon, calories, calories!). Used to say I'd never do it, but my Eurotrash friends convinced me. Works like a charm every time.
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#347154 - 07/25/08 07:46 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
Thanks for the help. I'll try almost anything.

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#347155 - 07/25/08 08:15 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
My cure is for MASSIVE Irish drunk intake, btw. Like 25 pints of Guinness, innumerable shots of Jameson, 12-15 hour binge sort of stuff.

If I drank milk after that, for example, my ass would literally explode. The cheeks too.



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#347156 - 07/25/08 08:24 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I would LOVE to drink innumerable shots of jamesn.
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#347157 - 07/25/08 08:26 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

I would LOVE to drink innumerable shots of jamesn.




Hangover cure: Two giant bottles of gatorade, a cheeseburger or else pepperoni pizza, and a nap.

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#347158 - 07/25/08 08:29 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The sugar amount and trash in Gatorade cancels out the electrolytes it's said to contain. You want electrolytes...you're better off drinking Smart Water.
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#347159 - 07/25/08 08:34 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Why do we always have to read about exploding asses on this site?

Don't mention Gatorade around Gia, she hates it. But what she doesn't realize, is that it's got electrolytes, what plants crave.
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#347160 - 07/25/08 08:37 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
gia jordan Offline
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All those sugar infested trashy drinks are bad news and esp no good for a hangover. Eating natural is best for a speedy recovery. Brown rice and tahini sauce or a bowl of oatmeal would work, too.
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#347161 - 07/25/08 08:44 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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i forgot to add the most important part: taco bell bean burrito, hold the onions, extra red sauce. this is also my cure for morning dickness during pregnancy.
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#347162 - 07/25/08 08:46 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Pho with red rooster sauce is awesome, too.
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#347163 - 07/25/08 08:50 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Don't mention Gatorade around Gia, she hates it. But what she doesn't realize, is that it's got electrolytes, what plants crave.




I have to admit, Gatorade works when I am a vegetable. Water tastes bad then.

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#347164 - 07/25/08 08:53 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Registered: 08/26/03
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But what she doesn't realize, is that it's got electrolytes, what plants crave.




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#347165 - 07/25/08 09:31 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Ibuprofen and acetaminophen should never be taken in conjunction with alcohol as they can seriously fuck up your liver.

That said, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. You should always make sure to intersperse a glass or two of water with your drinks so as not to become dehydrated in the first place. Pop a couple of aspirin before going to bed, along with one last glass of water, and you should usually be good to go in the morning.

As it stands now, go with the Gatorade or the smart water, as the electrolytes will do you some good. As for eating, have what you like but only take a small amount at first, as a normal size meal will make you feel worse.

If you're in the kind of state where typing on your keyboard is unbearably loud, pop two aspirin with a glass of water and go back to bed. Your car should still be there when you get up.

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#347166 - 07/25/08 09:36 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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prepare about a quart of salty bullion before you leave the house. Chug it before you go to bed. Have a large sugary beverage (not corn syrup) on the bed table should you wake up with cotton mouth. Iced tea, or lemonade I prefer.
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#347167 - 07/25/08 10:13 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Registered: 03/07/06
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Quote:

I'm hurting. Met a few friends for drinks last night, next thing I know 6 hours had gone by. I had my usual 3 aspirins and a V8 this morning but it hasn't helped much.

Now I have to go and pick up my car since I walked home last night.

HELP.




I'd suggest you stop being such a pussy.
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#347168 - 07/25/08 10:17 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Quote:

i forgot to add the most important part: taco bell bean burrito, hold the onions, extra red sauce. this is also my cure for morning dickness during pregnancy.




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#347169 - 07/25/08 10:30 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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A triple espresso with tons of water. Actually, you should drink a glass for every drink of alcohol when you're out partying. Oh, and go jerk off. This always works for me for some reason...
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#347170 - 07/25/08 10:35 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

i forgot to add the most important part: taco bell bean burrito, hold the onions, extra red sauce. this is also my cure for morning dickness during pregnancy.







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#347171 - 07/25/08 10:41 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

But what she doesn't realize, is that it's got electrolytes, what plants crave.









What he said...Idiocracy FTW!!!

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#347172 - 07/25/08 10:43 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Gigi, I thought you said that on purpose!
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#347173 - 07/25/08 10:51 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Actually, you should drink a glass for every drink of alcohol when you're out partying.




If I were to follow this advice, I would surely die of Hyponatremia. *hic*

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#347174 - 07/25/08 11:00 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Heroin works pretty good for hangovers, or so I've heard anecdotally. If you are fresh out of smack, order takeout pussy and have the whore fuck the pain away. I hope that helps.....
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#347175 - 07/25/08 11:02 AM Re: Please give me your HANGOVER CURES.
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
I went on a binge last Saturday because of a hangover that same day from partying at the beach the night before. Stupidly, I thought a few or 8 "hair of the dogs" would fix me up right. Uhhhh, yeah, bullshit.

I woke up the NEXT day with the WORST fucking feeling in the world. My fingers were buzzing, insane stomach palpitations, and I couldn't even walk. My old lady thought I was dying. SO, remember bitches,no hair of the dog.

After missing "The Dark Knight" at the theater; I ended up drinking a big bottle Gatorade, popping 3 Aleve, taking a nap for 3 hours, and when I woke up I was great.

Gia, say what you will about the Gatorade, but combined with the Aleve and that nap, I was like fucking Lazarus literally rising from the dead...live and learn baby, live and learn.
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#347176 - 07/25/08 12:03 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Ibuprofen and acetaminophen should never be taken in conjunction with alcohol as they can seriously fuck up your liver.




Ibuprofen is fine with alcohol- acetaminophen is not and should be outlawed.

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#347177 - 07/25/08 12:08 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Deballa cure all.

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#347178 - 07/25/08 12:14 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
The only thing that ever works for me is TONS of water, as much sleep as possible and,if my stomach can stand it, some sort of bread to sop up whats left in your stomach.

Oh..and Idiocracy ROCKS!
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#347179 - 07/25/08 12:36 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Quote:

acetaminophen is not and should be outlawed.




Fucking Guapo should be outlawed if he's going to post Debella pics like that. Bad enough the dude's got a killer hangover.

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#347180 - 07/25/08 02:45 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
I'm not drinking any alcohol nowadays, but I remember from the past the following:

Disclaimer: This worked for me most of the time; it's not the golden recipe.

On the evening, after boozing, I had a glass of water before I went to bed. Not too much, otherwise I'd wake up in a swimming pool.

Morning after: depended on the stomach. Always coffee, black. If possible, a bit to eat; not too fat, but some calories were necessary to start me up again. Then more water and coffee. Around luch time, I was able to eat again, so I ate as much bread as possible.

When late in the afternoon (end of working day) the fatigue entered, we usually started to drink again.

Other people swore by Coca-Cola in large quantities, but it never worked for me. Fat food on the day after was usually also a no-go. I never ever took aspirin, ibuprofen or any other stuff.

All in all, I'm glad I can write this in the past tense.
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#347181 - 07/25/08 03:31 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Willie D Offline

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I send an e-mail to my liver and tell it to call 911 if my systolic drops below 100 or I start to urinate on myself.

Other than that, take an aspirin, drink a little water, maybe choke down a vitamin tablet with the last backwash left in that bottle of Jim Beam. ::bananabardstownkentucky::

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#347182 - 07/25/08 06:18 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
If you never stop drinking, you never have to face the hangover.




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#347183 - 07/25/08 07:11 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Come to think of it, I probably haven't been hung over in close to 10 years. I drink, but only in moderation. Couldn't live without my Guinness, Yuengling Stout and Newcastle Brown.
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#347184 - 07/25/08 07:35 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Quote:

Heroin works pretty good for hangovers, or so I've heard anecdotally. If you are fresh out of smack, order takeout pussy and have the whore fuck the pain away. I hope that helps.....


Good advice Peaches.

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#347185 - 07/25/08 07:46 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
If you're at the point of a Hangover, there are no fixes, but there are some things you can do to make yourself feel better. For a while.

1) Aspirin.
2) Gatorade
3) Frozen Yogurt
4) Sex

The first two should be obvious.

The third goes down very nicely and coats your stomach. It's not fatty at all and if you eat it quickly enough, the cold from the yogurt settles your stomach and acts as an antacid. It doesn't work for everyone. One of my friends loved it and felt better immediately and one of my exes tried it once and spent the next half hour puking.

The last ones the important one. Find someone that will let you fuck them while hungover and bang away. The exercise helps clear up some of the toxins in your bloodstream so you're that much closer to not being hung over and the endorphins from the orgasm kill the pain for a while. (Usually about an hour or two.)

The real trick is getting someone to fuck you while hungover. It takes some convincing.

Fenris
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#347186 - 07/25/08 09:25 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Come to think of it, I probably haven't been hung over in close to 10 years. I drink, but only in moderation.




Candy ass.

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#347187 - 07/25/08 09:57 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
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Loc: fortified
There's no cure for a hangover. You've poisoned yourself.
You're only hope is for a better tomorrow or an equally drunken today.
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#347188 - 07/28/08 08:52 AM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Gia, I like the G2 gatorade stuff that is lower in sugar.

Another cure I forgot to mention - Hungry Jack instant mashed potatoes made in the microwave with a big chuck o' butter before bedtime. Got me through college.

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#347189 - 08/01/08 05:54 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
bornyo's right on this one unless you already have damaged your liver as A RESULTANT OF HAVING HEP.C.

IF YOU FUCKED BRANDON IRONS ASK A PROFESSIONAL IF YOUR LIVER IS FUCKED TODAY! don't put off finding out more about hep. c-you never know when you'll get in a fight with your boyfriend and have to go to the ER with ANOTHER "accident" because you're so clumsy.

seriously, we know a lot about both drugs-it's up to you to figure out whether you belong to groups that shouldn't take either off the bat-like don't give your kid his first bufferin on the way to nursery school or take advil on a day you choose to suffer ANOTHER heart attack.

otherwise, all of the OTC drugs for pain shouldn't kill you if you can read words and aren't some kind of freakish midget missing legs like the people who we find out die unintentionally.

god hates you if you're always that guy going into shock for attention on airplanes or you get LIVER-DISEASE FROM AN UNPROTECTED CHILD FORCED INTO SEX-WORK. then you're in that 0.06% that i'm fine with dying on rare occasion from high doses of advil because god was trying to kill you already and advil was just trying to help him.
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Ibuprofen and acetaminophen should never be taken in conjunction with alcohol as they can seriously fuck up your liver.




Ibuprofen is fine with alcohol- acetaminophen is not and should be outlawed.


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#347190 - 08/01/08 05:59 PM Re: Please give me your hangover cures.
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I heard drinking lots of water before going out to drink.


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