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The funny thing about shitfreak hating on my kid is that in 2 years when he's 15 I'll be able to full on threaten bitchmeat with my offspring and for all intents and purposes.. the threat will be real. It will just be a matter of logistics. heh



why wait- stick him in a tub, jumper cables on his tits and one of those army hand crank generators- the amount of voltage they kick out is absurd. when you defibrillate him he'll thrash around like a shark after meat, churning water all over the floor as he struggles to get a hold of something. the bizarre rising sound he'll make is normal.

if tub hero is still hanging on after a few hours and your boarding time at JFK starts creeping up, then a 9k-volt cattle prod rammed into the water will blast him right through the fucking wall. god thanks you in advance.