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#347069 - 07/25/08 01:46 AM
Trolls
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I've made posts about this before, but concentrating it in one thread will help me follow along since I drink too much.
There are a few posters, with all due respect, that I refuse to believe to be real people. Ultimate trolls, if you will, that bait people into responding about silly topics.
1.ben - he was called out long before I ever suspected him as a troll by Random I think, but I forget. However, I agree, can't be real. There's no way, I refuse to believe he exists.
2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll.
3.Darrah - I don't work in porn. I don't know anything about porn. I don't even watch porn. But......I plan on writing a blog about porn and am looking forward to your support and considered comments. Crossing fingers that this is a troll because I refuse to believe someone so dull, dense, naive, etc. exists.
4.add troll accusation when necessary
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#347070 - 07/25/08 05:30 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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5. moblem - There's no way this guy's real. Even when we bust his balls he spits out the same shit over and over again.
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#347071 - 07/25/08 05:35 AM
Re: Trolls
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Ben's clearly somebody's alt, but I find him somewhat amusing. The other two, however, are too well established elsewhere to be trolls no matter how bad they are.
I'll add Ceramic God Product to the list. LoCG redux.
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#347072 - 07/25/08 06:12 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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#347073 - 07/25/08 06:24 AM
Re: Trolls
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Care Less/ Sasha Mutt
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#347074 - 07/25/08 08:21 AM
Re: Trolls
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll.
Alex is not a troll. Alex began posting at ADT several years ago when he was 17. They found out he was 17, only after he was older and began bragging about it. He was deactivated for a while, but came back more deranged than ever. He finally got deactivated again more recently, and since then his posting has picked up here. I am not sure exactly what he did to be deactivated, other than annoy certain people with his constant talk of who needed enemas and such.
I have yapped with him now and then, and I think maybe Skronker has met him in person (?). He is what he is.
Hi Alex [waves]
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#347075 - 07/25/08 04:56 PM
Re: Trolls
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Quote:
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2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll.
Alex is not a troll. Alex began posting at ADT several years ago when he was 17. They found out he was 17, only after he was older and began bragging about it. He was deactivated for a while, but came back more deranged than ever. He finally got deactivated again more recently, and since then his posting has picked up here. I am not sure exactly what he did to be deactivated, other than annoy certain people with his constant talk of who needed enemas and such.
I have yapped with him now and then, and I think maybe Skronker has met him in person (?). He is what he is.
Hi Alex [waves]
He said something derogatory about gays. They should be shot or they deserve no rights something along those lines. Not only did Staph deactivate him but she deleted the particular posts he made. I asked (tongue firmly in cheek) how would I know what not to say if said posts were deleted and she gave some gay answer about holding my hand all the time.
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#347076 - 07/25/08 06:02 PM
Re: Trolls
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ Typical homophobe. Has a queer preoccupation with anal sex yet is queer-hater. Just admit it to yourself, Dimitri, and come out of the closet, you'll be a happier, healthier person for it.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#347077 - 07/25/08 09:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I'd like to nominate myself and Heidi Fleiss. Me for obvious reasons which aren't clear right now.  And Heidi for being addicted to Crystal Methane. HBO got HBpwned.
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#347078 - 07/25/08 09:22 PM
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Y'know, the fact that Panzer is real is all the more disturbing. I'd much rather he was actually a troll.
I actually find him more disturbing than S&@$tt. At least the Brazilian is thousands of miles away. This piece of shit is in the same county as me.
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#347079 - 07/25/08 09:31 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Color me trolled. I believe Ilix Glanzer is real. Of course I may be trolling Glanzers troll. Y'all see how this works now?. 
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#347080 - 07/26/08 09:19 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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#347082 - 07/27/08 11:40 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.
A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.
Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.
Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.
Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.
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#347083 - 07/27/08 08:00 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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No one cares faggot. Jump in front of a bus and have your gay uncle forward your obit to AWOP.
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#347085 - 07/28/08 07:05 AM
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Anonymous
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What is scary is that I actually think Alex is determined enough and will one day steal enough to realise all of his dream projects.
Fixed.
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#347088 - 07/28/08 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#347089 - 07/28/08 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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nice! burglar, i'm betting you can use your computer by now.
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#347091 - 07/28/08 03:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I am banned for life, not for the concrete lawn concept, but some other post I made last year in a garden web thread (you started) about vandalized mailboxes, and how I booby trapped mine when I found out it was a 13 year old "Vandal-of-Color" tagging my mailbox, and I bribed the local law enforcement to make it look like the explosion that blew the young Nig...African-American vandal's hand off was a total freak accident. They found the post unsettling and threatened me with "legal action"...
omg, funniest thing ever
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#347095 - 07/30/08 04:32 AM
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Anonymous
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I dunno, man. Seven months of blogging, posting on Lib and intraweb flirting with Germy Steal? that's a helluva lot of work to put into a troll.
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#347096 - 07/30/08 05:11 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I dunno, man. Seven months of blogging, posting on Lib and intraweb flirting with Germy Steal? that's a helluva lot of work to put into a troll.
You forgot my cam time with Luke. 
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#347097 - 07/30/08 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Darrah, please undertake some serious research into the following subject. Read it, absorb it and reflect on it. Then, reflect some more and try to learn a lesson. Good luck!
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#347103 - 07/31/08 08:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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The best troll ids used on XPT were: hsteele (aka Smiling Arab) PenisPumpCharly (aka Chickenmaster) Terry Schiavo (aka Coochie Monster) Monseiur (aka Brandon Irons) the 37 different iterations of Applesaucer Charles Barkley (aka  )  ivy league slut (aka fake Ines Cudna)
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#347105 - 08/01/08 06:35 PM
Re: Trolls
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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#347106 - 08/01/08 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Nice article bluecipher. I realize jamesn and I hijacked the thread, but gardenweb censored the thread
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#347109 - 08/13/09 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Oh my. I've made posts about this before, but I can't ever concentrate on just one thread since I drink too much and overpost.
I was thinking about bumping it but couldn't remember anything. Now that it's been bumped, I'm not wearing any underwear, Monkey's not going to be happy about this.
P.S. I had never touched a hot pocket in my entire life until I kept having to scroll through giant pics of them here. I was brainwashed. Fuck you panzer, I binge n purge because of you! 
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#347110 - 08/13/09 07:36 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Oh my. I've made posts about this before, but I can't ever concentrate on just one thread since I drink too much and overpost.
I was thinking about bumping it but couldn't remember anything. Now that it's been bumped, I'm not wearing any underwear, Monkey's not going to be happy about this.
P.S. I had never touched a hot pocket in my entire life until I kept having to scroll through giant pics of them here. I was brainwashed. Fuck you panzer, I binge n purge because of you!
Hahahaha
By the way, you owe me a gift.
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#347111 - 08/13/09 07:45 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Panzer... you bowel grown, hemorrhoid suckled, bitch titted, hairy sack of shit. Hows the dismal existence you call a life going this week? I only ask because I think you're a dirty faggot and hope you realize that the stink that eminates from under your manboobs is as close to pussy as you'll ever be.
Suck it up, sunshine.
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#347113 - 08/13/09 07:56 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I like you for you... that's how it's going.
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#347114 - 08/13/09 08:30 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Panzer... you bowel grown, hemorrhoid suckled, bitch titted, hairy sack of shit. Hows the dismal existence you call a life going this week? I only ask because I think you're a dirty faggot and hope you realize that the stink that eminates from under your manboobs is as close to pussy as you'll ever be.
Suck it up, sunshine.
Tell that to your turdling son, he will thank you for it.
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#347116 - 08/14/09 06:03 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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The funny thing about shitfreak hating on my kid is that in 2 years when he's 15 I'll be able to full on threaten bitchmeat with my offspring and for all intents and purposes.. the threat will be real. It will just be a matter of logistics. heh
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#347117 - 08/14/09 06:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I'm only 5'1...  but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair... Just kidding. 
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#347118 - 08/14/09 06:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I think you should just grab him by the balls and scream "asshole!" into his face till he cries like the scared little girl that he is.
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