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as far as xpt trolls go there is electro and then the rest. She has even managed to annoy me with her need to draw the attention of the board towards herself in every single thread ever posted during her time on the board, goodness me.

(I feel better)

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I read somewhere Smelly Monkey was the biggest attention whore on XPT and that 2cit was teh king of trolls. But I guess now I am. I also read that gypnod and Michelle Obama were the most beautiful girls in the world.

How do you feel now?

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Gotta call a big nope on that one. I'm fairly easy to rile up, but for some reason Electro doesn't even come close to pushing any of my buttons. She's amusing enough that I like her to an extent.

Before you start flinging insults about brain damage, keep in mind this is my eighth year working in a call center. My pain tolerance is a little higher than most. (And sadly, after eight years the Brain damage insults are probably just facts by now...)

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To each their own, I wouldnt want to ban electro because I hate her, I just wish she wouldnt derail every single thread that pops up here, if she feels the need to post in every thread at least try to keep it within the point of the topic or at least a random attack of a person or their opinion within it

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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...



Just kidding.

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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...



Just kidding.

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He'd just take a huge dump on you....but then maybe you're into that shit. pun intended.

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The funny thing about shitfreak hating on my kid is that in 2 years when he's 15 I'll be able to full on threaten bitchmeat with my offspring and for all intents and purposes.. the threat will be real. It will just be a matter of logistics. heh

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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...



Just kidding.

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I step on you.

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Ohhh yeeaaah??? Well I'm gonna kill ya, before ya die, Bitch tits.



Hey backdoorman, how's it going?!~ *bighug!*

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Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.

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Panzie = Coke.

XPT problem solved.

Good night and good luck.

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I'm only 5'1... but I think could kick Panzer's ass. I'd pinch his tit reeeally hard, kick him in the junk full force, then, when he's down.... I'd punch and elbow him on the top of his head, roundhouse kick or two to the face, again, then pull his hair...



Just kidding.

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I step on you.

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Ohhh yeeaaah??? Well I'm gonna kill ya, before ya die, Bitch tits.



Hey backdoorman, how's it going?!~ *bighug!*

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I updated my status a couple of times in other threads already. Doing a little better. Thanks for axing !

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Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.

A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.

Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.

Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.

Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.

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Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.

A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.

Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.

Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.

Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.

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What is the "Moscow House"?
Are you over the 250lbs mark now?

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There are a few posters, with all due respect, that I refuse to believe to be real people. Ultimate trolls, if you will, that bait people into responding about silly topics.


2.Alex Panzer - It's been at least a year, maybe two or three (alcohol) since that fateful evening that Bornyo fired up a group aol chat where I was introduced to Alex Panzer. Back then he was an ADT exclusive only and even though he's been reg'ed here LONG before I showed up I assumed he was legit. However, if there is a God, please let me know that the enema/ass raping chamber illustration designer/feces fascination/ shtick is a monumental troll. Please, for the safety of all women that must shower after reading any of his posts, let him be a troll...

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