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#347011 - 07/24/08 08:18 PM porn's not even good anyways, get a life and stop
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rai9SiBRv50
I think he has jofa's disease.
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#347012 - 07/24/08 08:49 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and stop
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
:bananayawning:
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#347013 - 07/24/08 08:52 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Followed me any closer kahn your nose would become firmly embedded in my asshole if I stopped short.
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#347014 - 07/25/08 01:25 AM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Please ask Darrah out. She needs a life to tell her cats about.
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#347015 - 07/25/08 07:52 AM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Followed me any closer kahn your nose would become firmly embedded in my asshole if I stopped short.




Thanks Darth.
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#347016 - 07/25/08 06:21 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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Please ask Darrah out. She needs a life to tell her cats about.




What are her favorite powerviolence and noisecore bands? I'll make her a mix tape.
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#347017 - 07/25/08 06:48 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Please ask Darrah out. She needs a life to tell her cats about.



I'm allergic to cats.


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#347018 - 07/25/08 07:57 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Hate all you want, but the comments on that vid are fucking hilarious. The best part is that comments accusing him of beating off tho popular girls Myspace pages or being a fag have like +300 ratings...
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#347019 - 07/25/08 10:50 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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What are her favorite powerviolence and noisecore bands? I'll make her a mix tape.




Lame.

The cool XPT'ers are already posting about the post-noisecore/neo-powerviolence/candy ass teapot scene elsewhere!

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#347020 - 07/25/08 11:15 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER disparaging my teapot!!!??? You are so dead to me, Gunker...
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#347021 - 07/25/08 11:18 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER disparaging my teapot!!!???



my sense of humor is fucking bizarre. that cracked me up.
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#347022 - 07/25/08 11:55 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
lol... for some reason i hear it in a sam jackson yell..
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#347023 - 07/26/08 10:31 AM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Hate all you want, but the comments on that vid are fucking hilarious. The best part is that comments accusing him of beating off tho popular girls Myspace pages or being a fag have like +300 ratings...


Tatty I liked your hotwater/teapot very much. You could pretty good taste in clothes and stuff. Whether they think you're gay here or not, you do you and dont worry about what others say, they will talk either fucking way. So dont worry too much what others have to say. If I did, I would have committed suicide, but a bunch of strangers hiding behind an screen isnt worth the time of day to me, that's why I grew extra large balls and decided to come back, fuck all the ones that hate me, they hate me for absolutely no good reason.
When people have to insult you, it's their issues they're going thru, not yours.

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#347024 - 07/26/08 11:09 AM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Thanks, buttercup. I'm good, though. But y'all PLEASE read the comments after that kid's vid! It's just burn after burn after burn! It's nice to see so many porn fans...
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#347025 - 07/26/08 12:47 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Quote:

Quote:

What are her favorite powerviolence and noisecore bands? I'll make her a mix tape.




Lame.

The cool XPT'ers are already posting about the post-noisecore/neo-powerviolence/candy ass teapot scene elsewhere!






Are you referencing that scene core extreme metal/emo hybrid stuff where they misappropriate the blast beat and do their endless inhaled pig squeal "bree bree reet reet" vocals? It's very strange to me how grind and death metal became infused with almost pop like music for the white belt girlpants swoop hair kids to slurp up. But what are you gonna do, sub-sub-sub-sub cultures are a strange thing, always growing and imploding in on them selves until they are exploited and commercialized to the point that every ounce of purity is converted into something you can put a dollar sign on....I blame At The Gates "Slaughter Of The Soul" album.
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#347026 - 07/26/08 01:58 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I hope Tatty throws hot teapot water on your keyboard.
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#347027 - 07/26/08 02:03 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
*Null* Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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I hope Tatty throws hot teapot water on your keyboard.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=fn15JV-Eewk
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#347028 - 07/26/08 08:01 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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When people have to insult you, it's their issues they're going thru, not yours.




This is not necessarily true, Renfield, but it has a Dr. Phil/Tyra feel-good ring.

Sometimes when people insult you, it's because they can't get their hands on you to snap your neck.

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#347029 - 07/26/08 08:51 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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lol... for some reason i hear it in a sam jackson yell..




Good stuff Rob.. hehe
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#347030 - 07/27/08 02:15 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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When people have to insult you, it's their issues they're going thru, not yours.




This is not necessarily true, Renfield, but it has a Dr. Phil/Tyra feel-good ring.

Sometimes when people insult you, it's because they can't get their hands on you to snap your neck.




I'm touched, really. But I always thought you'd try and shoot me, B.
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#347031 - 07/27/08 07:42 PM Re: porn's not even good anyways, get a life and s
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:


When people have to insult you, it's their issues they're going thru, not yours.




This is not necessarily true, Renfield, but it has a Dr. Phil/Tyra feel-good ring.

Sometimes when people insult you, it's because they can't get their hands on you to snap your neck.


So is it my neck you wanna snap or Tattys?

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