Since our lovable newbie pornobloggette has suddenly decided to take an interest my my personal life, I'll return the favor and suggest some XPT posters she could hook up with and perfect that "village idiot" style of writing that makes her so...what's the word here?...aww screwit here we go.
#1 Pris/Nago
Most of you have probably never heard of or at least forgot about old Pris. He was infamous (or masterful) for infuriating people with his threads about whores, his workouts, whatever. He finally got chased away but came back (sound familiar) as Nago. Whatever the hell these two names mean, your guess is a good as mine.
Pris the poster.
Nago the poster.
#2 Saratoga120
You have to be pretty hardcore to show up on ADT and post a photo of yourself in a Member's Only jacket and penny loafers without socks. Either that or you're a closeted fag. The douchebag's limited time here was limited to some awful pun about a Hillary Scott bukkake. Make no mistake, Saratoga120 is a stalker, but in a very benevolent non-threatening way that woulod put Darrah at ease.
FWIW, the pun was about a "ho-ax." Get it? (chortles, slaps knee, then kills self)
Saratoga120 the poster.
#3 William Hyde
Here's where it could get real interesting. We all know that Hyde has been nowhere near a vagina in a decade, wouldn't it be perfect to pair him up with Darrah? They could come to each other's rescue when threatened by someone else on the board. The only downside for Darrah is that most of Hyde's stalking victims have wound up pretty jankity, and we wouldn't want that to happen to porn's newest blogger.
"Hyde Your Children" the poster (what a fucking pedophile).
Honorable Mention: Ben
I like Ben. Ben doesn't annoy me anymore, not like these other three have. I'd throw him into the mix, except Ben is already in love with Tierney, and that probably is too complicated for Darrah.
Hope you like my personal advice, babs.
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