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#346852 - 07/31/08 09:13 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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What? I missed that? I was too busy picking all my little hairs from your sister's teeth.

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#346853 - 07/31/08 09:16 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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meh bornyo... the last good pics of her tits were posted on here last year...

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#346854 - 07/31/08 09:16 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:

What? I missed that? I was too busy picking all my little hairs from your Keiko's teeth.




Fixed.

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#346855 - 07/31/08 09:29 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

meh bornyo... the last good pics of her tits were posted on here last year...






LOL. There are no good pics of her...

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#346856 - 07/31/08 09:44 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:



I'm still around taking in the ass and your Not




fixed

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#346857 - 07/31/08 09:47 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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You subscribe to it Fag. I work with girls. You jack off to the guys.

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#346858 - 07/31/08 09:50 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:







Did you surprise Kelly Clarkson in the changing room at the Gap?




Ahahahaha... that's a good one! I get some incredibly funny submissions from some agents-- I wish I could post them here but that wouldn't be a politically smart move, nor would it be very nice. Times like this I wish I had an alt id.
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#346859 - 07/31/08 09:52 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
6655321 Offline
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yeah... most of these are girls who are long gone... i have some of current girls... but ill save those for when they are gone.
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#346860 - 07/31/08 10:46 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

Quote:

This broad's body + pics of Ryan Knox = reason #42,856 why I don't want kids.




But you're certainly ready for them, that Biological clock is ticking and it'd be a shame for you not to have one by the time you turn 40. Hey, that's really soon ain't it?

Tick. Tock.




No way. I like getting outta my car without getting a baby out of a car seat to slow me down, doing what I want when I want, and having any money I make just be for me.
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#346861 - 07/31/08 10:51 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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That's Fabulous. I Care. I really do.

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#346862 - 07/31/08 11:00 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Uh huh, yeah great. There's enough white trash like you breeding exponentially to take my place. So, is that broad Tyla Wynn?
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#346863 - 07/31/08 11:04 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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nah... i dont know her name... but i do have some classic tyla wynn pics somewhere... i.e. the "piss zombie" still
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#346864 - 07/31/08 11:18 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:

Uh huh, yeah great. There's enough white trash like you breeding exponentially to take my place. So, is that broad Tyla Wynn?




Shut up Ho. Tyla Wynn is a better whore then you are.

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#346865 - 08/01/08 01:26 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

Uh huh, yeah great. There's enough white trash like you breeding exponentially to take my place. So, is that broad Tyla Wynn?




Shut up Ho. Tyla Wynn is a better whore then you are.




...and she's probably better at spelling than you are, too.

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#346866 - 08/01/08 01:43 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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Originally posted by Knox

Quote:

What? I missed that? I was too busy picking all my little hairs from your sister's teeth.




Two posts later,also by Knox

Quote:

Quote:

What? I missed that? I was too busy picking all my little hairs from your Keiko's teeth.




Fixed.





You 'fixed' your own post?

And you wonder why you get all the shit that you do?

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#346867 - 08/01/08 03:33 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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^^ That's what I was thinking. The ultimate FAIL.
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#346868 - 08/01/08 07:58 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

You 'fixed' your own post?

And you wonder why you get all the shit that you do?






^^Yeah, he's on a fix alright^^
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#346869 - 08/01/08 03:05 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
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I'm gonna fix your mouth up with my hairy balls, slack-jaw.

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#346870 - 08/01/08 03:45 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

FlopsyKnox
Quote:


Shut up Ho. Tyla Wynn is a better whore then you are.




So are you. You almost had a point though Flopsy.
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#346871 - 08/01/08 06:35 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Fipsy flopsy daisy flippy

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#346872 - 08/02/08 12:50 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
It'd be more fun to mock you if you were witty at all. You're just a monosyllabic moron with bad tattoos, a receding hairline, and a floppy dick.

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#346873 - 08/02/08 04:41 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

just to reinforce that fact






She looks like she is hiding something, like in that episode of Family Guy where Stewis is stuffed down Peter’s pants in the grocery store.
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#346874 - 08/02/08 10:53 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Quote:

It'd be more fun to mock you if you were witty at all. You're just a monosyllabic moron with bad tattoos, a receding hairline, and a floppy dick.




K. No one has to remind you that you look like a cross between Kathy Bates and Luke Ford.

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#346875 - 08/02/08 10:58 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Knox, you didn't answer his accusation. Learn some logic or we might just ban you after all. Brandon/ryan!

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#346876 - 08/02/08 11:34 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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What are you waiting for? Your cheeseburger to digest?

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#346877 - 08/03/08 12:25 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
ryan knox is homosexual

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#346878 - 08/03/08 03:49 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

ryan knox is homosexual




"Ryan Knox" is Brandon Irons. At least some of the time.




Wait, is that the same thing?

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#346879 - 08/03/08 03:52 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Anonymous
Unregistered


Actually, at the moment it probably is Knox. The "cheeseburger" bit is one of his three standard lines, along with me being old and El G somehow being gay for making fun of his rectal procliities.

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#346880 - 08/03/08 03:52 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Quote:

ryan knox is homosexual




"Ryan Knox" is Brandon Irons. At least some of the time.




Wait, is that the same thing?




you just blew my mind, dude.

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#346881 - 08/03/08 08:25 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

Quote:

It'd be more fun to mock you if you were witty at all. You're just a monosyllabic moron with bad tattoos, a receding hairline, and a floppy dick.




K. No one has to remind you that you look like a cross between Kathy Bates and Luke Ford.




Are you just trying to prove you're the dumbest motherfucker alive? Or can you only think while looking at another man's cock or with a strap-on up your ass, you pathetic faggot?

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#346882 - 08/03/08 03:12 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I'm gonna fix your mouth up with my hairy balls, slack-jaw.




Well, it isn't like you were going to do it with your erect penis, is it?

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#346883 - 08/04/08 04:13 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Bravo Offline
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Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
Ryan, if you ever write an auto-biography I would love to read it.

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#346884 - 08/04/08 09:20 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Ryan, if you ever write an auto-biography I would love to read it.




Ryan, if you ever die from auto-asphyxiation I would love it.

FIXED!
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#346885 - 08/04/08 11:33 AM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Ryan, if you ever write an auto-biography I would love to read it.




his auto-biography gonna take only 3 toilet paper sheets.....shit

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#346886 - 08/04/08 12:00 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Them's all fightin' words.

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#346887 - 08/04/08 01:15 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
and you get stabbed in the ass

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#346888 - 08/04/08 01:43 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

and you get stabbed in the ass




Little late for that one.

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#346889 - 08/04/08 02:59 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

his auto-biography gonna take only 3 toilet paper sheets.....shit




I beg to differ, The Gloryhole. cRyin probably will need a whole roll for the shit. Still that reply is funny as fuck.

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#346890 - 08/04/08 05:57 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Bravo Offline
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Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
I'm dead serious. Unlike all these other haters I admire your tenacity and ability to make yourself into a well known name at the tender age of 28.

How did you do it?

How did you catapult yourself to stardom?

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#346891 - 08/04/08 06:03 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Anonymous
Unregistered


It all started with a bunch of fat hookers from Owensmouth...

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#346892 - 08/04/08 11:32 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

his auto-biography gonna take only 3 toilet paper sheets.....shit




I beg to differ, The Gloryhole. cRyin probably will need a whole roll for the shit. Still that reply is funny as fuck.






true, he need a whole roll too for clean up his ass when dildos throw out the shit from his ass.

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#346893 - 08/05/08 04:19 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
MattsBeachHouse Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 20
Quote:

aye






Is she still hooking down on the FL coast?

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#346894 - 08/05/08 04:34 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

aye






Is she still hooking down on the FL coast?




nah, shes prolly hooking somewhere in seattle
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#346895 - 08/05/08 05:02 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
MattsBeachHouse Offline
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Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 20
When the hell did she go to Seattle? Youre not with her anymore? I thought you two kids would have made it.

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#346896 - 08/05/08 05:17 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
i divorced her in feb/march.... she left for seattle in april.

who are you?
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#346897 - 08/05/08 06:04 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
MattsBeachHouse Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 20
just some dude she used to do on the side a long time ago. No worries bro.

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#346898 - 08/05/08 06:10 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
heh, i suppose fair is fair, lord knows i had my share of "on the side"... considering, minus a few times on camera, i never really fucked her much... or at all.. after our first like 6months together... i get bored easy. she had to get some from somewhere, and i was busy . So once again... an attempt to get a rise out of me on something that bothers me none. lol.

of course... to be fair you contradict yourself since in another thread you say you "heard" she is a dead fuck.

here is a better question, have we met?
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#346899 - 08/05/08 09:45 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
MattsBeachHouse Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 20
I dont believe we have met. Truth be told, once I found out she had another man I cut her loose. Plus I got tired of hearing about you. Its all good. Sorry to hear things didnt work out for you. Not much porn life in Seattle is there?

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#346900 - 08/05/08 09:50 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
TonyMalice Offline
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Matt, so which titty bar did you visit Keiko at and pretend she was in love with you?
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#346901 - 08/05/08 10:14 PM Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
Micheal Mayhem Offline
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
Quote:

just to reinforce that fact






she looks like she got a tummy tuck on the installment plan. Kinda like Lipo Rent-to-Own

[ed: fixed your quotes...and welcome back pervert. ]


Edited by Willie D (08/05/08 11:30 PM)
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