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#346805 - 07/24/08 12:00 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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damnit... now you make me make the same face as the whore in the other pic...
you ever heard the phrase "it seemed like a good idea at the time"?
hmmm... actually it didnt... but i did it to make her happy, all the while she made me miserable, I moved on from then... and would like to continue to do that.
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#346807 - 07/24/08 01:03 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ The Mohawk is Keiko, the other "chick" is a dude.
Remind me never to ask you to be my wingman.
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Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#346809 - 07/24/08 03:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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In the year 2056, hanging in the art gallery of the NEWEST Vegas Hotel/Casino Property, Hallucinations opened by Steve Wynn's Great Granddaughter, Desdemona Bronte Wynn-Blodgett, will be the following Avante Garde Photographic Cultural Moralistic Interpretation of the crisis that gripped the Country's Youth from 2012 thru 2027, when finally millions of members of the demographic blip known as "Generation PCB" (PCB = Pre-Cum babies) killed their meth addled parents ala "Children of the Corn Industry's Ethanol Fanatics" and eredicated all meth from the country, and porn in particular. In 2056, porn is made only by hot chicks who LOVE to fuck and gobble cum , bringing us one step closer to Utopia.  "SLOTH"
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#346810 - 07/24/08 05:19 AM
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Anonymous
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In the first picture, he almost looks alive. Sadly, after hitting the pipe, he reverts to form and is clearly facinated by the man-ass in the second pic.
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#346816 - 07/24/08 01:27 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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im pulling this one from the depths of my archives... but fuck... ever tried to take a pic without looking at what your taking a pic of?
I will have nightmares tonight, thanks a lot. 
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#346820 - 07/29/08 07:13 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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Ryan,
I'd like to hear a rebuttal.
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#346822 - 07/30/08 03:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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Ask your mother for some Bus money.
If you are too ashamed to ask for bus money yourself you could at least say "please"
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#346826 - 07/31/08 02:50 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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shes pretty fat still dude... dont make me post the behind shot..
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346827 - 07/31/08 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Very innovative, you get a "0" for Originality!
Is not a originality issue, that is just a fact.
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#346828 - 07/31/08 04:55 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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This broad's body + pics of Ryan Knox = reason #42,856 why I don't want kids.
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#346831 - 07/31/08 05:45 PM
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That looks suspiciously like Malice's office. 
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#346832 - 07/31/08 06:51 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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it was my office at extreme.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346833 - 07/31/08 08:21 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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I've assfucked my fair share of lonely housewives and can tell you without any doubts, that woman's body is the result of:
1) Kids...she's got a "shelf" of excess skin from having a distended belly.
2) Dieting without exercise...she lots a ton fast but didn't build up any muscle tissue to shape up. Basically, she needs to get her muscle to eat that ass and hips, first place fat goes on, last place to take it off.
3) Only way to cure the shelf will be if she does a tummy tuck...and even then she'll have a hip-to-hip scar. Not much better.
Basically, only good for oral and assfucking now. But then again, aren't they all?
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#346834 - 07/31/08 08:37 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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This broad's body + pics of Ryan Knox = reason #42,856 why I don't want kids.
But you're certainly ready for them, that Biological clock is ticking and it'd be a shame for you not to have one by the time you turn 40. Hey, that's really soon ain't it?
Tick. Tock.
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#346836 - 07/31/08 08:42 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Very innovative, you get a "0" for Originality!
Is not a originality issue, that is just a fact.
Elli G are Fag, that is fact. He make subscribe to Meninpain.com, jack off to it and call the guys on the site gay. He knows he is fag deep down in his heart 
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#346838 - 07/31/08 08:44 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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this really makes me want to dig through all my tapes for the tape of me and nautica making fun of ryan's inability to get a hard on while waiting 30min for him to do so.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346840 - 07/31/08 08:52 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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thats by choice ryan... and if you consider what you do still around.. go for it... besides... I've never actually left... and... as some already know.... it is only a matter of time now
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346844 - 07/31/08 08:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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heh... poor deluded ryan.
go hit the pipe a little more.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346850 - 07/31/08 09:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Speaking of which, Rob, direct us to some pictures of Keiko with her new tits or better yet just post them here.
Ignore Ryan- he is an invalid, stricken with ED at a tragically young age.
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#346851 - 07/31/08 09:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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actually, it was in 2004 when you were still giving handjobs to truckers for crack money and nobody knew or cared who you were.... oh wait.. that pretty much applies to now too huh? the only difference is you had only failed in life privately at that point, your chronic erectile dysfunction not yet immortalized on film. 
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346853 - 07/31/08 09:16 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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meh bornyo... the last good pics of her tits were posted on here last year...
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346854 - 07/31/08 09:16 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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What? I missed that? I was too busy picking all my little hairs from your Keiko's teeth.
Fixed.
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#346855 - 07/31/08 09:29 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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meh bornyo... the last good pics of her tits were posted on here last year...
LOL. There are no good pics of her...
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#346856 - 07/31/08 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I'm still around taking in the ass and your Not 
fixed
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#346859 - 07/31/08 09:52 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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yeah... most of these are girls who are long gone... i have some of current girls... but ill save those for when they are gone.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346862 - 07/31/08 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Uh huh, yeah great. There's enough white trash like you breeding exponentially to take my place. So, is that broad Tyla Wynn?
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#346863 - 07/31/08 11:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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nah... i dont know her name... but i do have some classic tyla wynn pics somewhere... i.e. the "piss zombie" still
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346864 - 07/31/08 11:18 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Uh huh, yeah great. There's enough white trash like you breeding exponentially to take my place. So, is that broad Tyla Wynn?
Shut up Ho. Tyla Wynn is a better whore then you are.
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#346865 - 08/01/08 01:26 AM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Uh huh, yeah great. There's enough white trash like you breeding exponentially to take my place. So, is that broad Tyla Wynn?
Shut up Ho. Tyla Wynn is a better whore then you are.
...and she's probably better at spelling than you are, too. 
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#346867 - 08/01/08 03:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ That's what I was thinking. The ultimate FAIL.
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#346873 - 08/02/08 04:41 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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just to reinforce that fact
She looks like she is hiding something, like in that episode of Family Guy where Stewis is stuffed down Peter’s pants in the grocery store.
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#346874 - 08/02/08 10:53 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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It'd be more fun to mock you if you were witty at all. You're just a monosyllabic moron with bad tattoos, a receding hairline, and a floppy dick.
K. No one has to remind you that you look like a cross between Kathy Bates and Luke Ford.
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#346877 - 08/03/08 12:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#346878 - 08/03/08 03:49 AM
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Anonymous
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ryan knox is homosexual
"Ryan Knox" is Brandon Irons. At least some of the time.
Wait, is that the same thing?
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#346879 - 08/03/08 03:52 AM
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Anonymous
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Actually, at the moment it probably is Knox. The "cheeseburger" bit is one of his three standard lines, along with me being old and El G somehow being gay for making fun of his rectal procliities.
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#346880 - 08/03/08 03:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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ryan knox is homosexual
"Ryan Knox" is Brandon Irons. At least some of the time.
Wait, is that the same thing?
you just blew my mind, dude.
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#346881 - 08/03/08 08:25 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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It'd be more fun to mock you if you were witty at all. You're just a monosyllabic moron with bad tattoos, a receding hairline, and a floppy dick.
K. No one has to remind you that you look like a cross between Kathy Bates and Luke Ford.
Are you just trying to prove you're the dumbest motherfucker alive? Or can you only think while looking at another man's cock or with a strap-on up your ass, you pathetic faggot?
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#346882 - 08/03/08 03:12 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I'm gonna fix your mouth up with my hairy balls, slack-jaw.
Well, it isn't like you were going to do it with your erect penis, is it? 
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#346883 - 08/04/08 04:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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Ryan, if you ever write an auto-biography I would love to read it.
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#346885 - 08/04/08 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Ryan, if you ever write an auto-biography I would love to read it.
his auto-biography gonna take only 3 toilet paper sheets.....shit
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#346888 - 08/04/08 01:43 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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and you get stabbed in the ass
Little late for that one.
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#346890 - 08/04/08 05:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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I'm dead serious. Unlike all these other haters I admire your tenacity and ability to make yourself into a well known name at the tender age of 28.
How did you do it?
How did you catapult yourself to stardom?
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#346891 - 08/04/08 06:03 PM
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Anonymous
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It all started with a bunch of fat hookers from Owensmouth...
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#346892 - 08/04/08 11:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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his auto-biography gonna take only 3 toilet paper sheets.....shit
I beg to differ, The Gloryhole. cRyin probably will need a whole roll for the shit. Still that reply is funny as fuck.
true, he need a whole roll too for clean up his ass when dildos throw out the shit from his ass.
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#346893 - 08/05/08 04:19 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 20
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aye
Is she still hooking down on the FL coast?
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#346895 - 08/05/08 05:02 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 07/31/08
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When the hell did she go to Seattle? Youre not with her anymore? I thought you two kids would have made it.
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#346896 - 08/05/08 05:17 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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i divorced her in feb/march.... she left for seattle in april.
who are you?
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346897 - 08/05/08 06:04 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 07/31/08
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just some dude she used to do on the side a long time ago. No worries bro.
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#346898 - 08/05/08 06:10 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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heh, i suppose fair is fair, lord knows i had my share of "on the side"... considering, minus a few times on camera, i never really fucked her much... or at all.. after our first like 6months together... i get bored easy. she had to get some from somewhere, and i was busy . So once again... an attempt to get a rise out of me on something that bothers me none. lol.
of course... to be fair you contradict yourself since in another thread you say you "heard" she is a dead fuck.
here is a better question, have we met?
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#346899 - 08/05/08 09:45 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 07/31/08
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I dont believe we have met. Truth be told, once I found out she had another man I cut her loose. Plus I got tired of hearing about you. Its all good. Sorry to hear things didnt work out for you. Not much porn life in Seattle is there?
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#346903 - 08/06/08 12:26 AM
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