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#346719 - 11/07/08 03:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Whore conspiracy. The whores he so cavalierly dismissed bandied together and voted him off the island. Look for reports of a headless body popping up near South Street Seaport.
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#346720 - 11/10/08 05:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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Really? I always thought this was him...
I'm back. I had some shit go down that needed some attention.
TattyP, that most certainly is me. And there is a whole lot more of that coming.
Out!
Jack
Edited by JackHate (11/10/08 05:54 AM)
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#346721 - 11/10/08 05:58 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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#346723 - 11/10/08 09:08 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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So Jack, was Gia lying about you, or is this all just a bad joke on her part.
Oh good. Another interrogation. I haven't had one of those in weeks.
I'll just say that I did not give her staph. I have no comment on the rest.
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#346727 - 11/10/08 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Paperchase, I let your comment go because I didn't think you were that stupid. Obvs, sarcasm eludes you and you're a moron. Looks like someone really had to break it down, spell out the joke, and spoon feed it to you like Top Ramen you eat every night. I'm guessing you're totally lying to us that you're a lawyer since you've proven not so bright.
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#346728 - 11/10/08 03:47 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Paperchase...Raperface...Wasshisface..
What will we do with you?.
This is all my fault Gia. I let him off the leash a few months ago, told him he was on his own. Big boy grow-up time and all. No more noise from Daddy, "It's time to be your own man" were the words.
And we end up here. I'd say I expected more from you Paperchase, but I really didn't. Ohh yes there will be tears at bedtime.
See you soon, Plaything.
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#346731 - 11/10/08 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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You failed to understand irony. Even if you had no idea of Mystery, The Game, his show, etc, you didn't even understand inferring irony through the context of the sentence. If it wasn't funny, you would've ignored it or pointed out that I wasn't funny. Instead, you were one rape kit away from having me call the cops.
/EPIC FAIL
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#346735 - 11/10/08 05:43 PM
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I never mentioned my B.A.C., fucko.
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#346737 - 11/10/08 05:57 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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hi 5?
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#346739 - 11/10/08 08:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i think mystery is seriousy the funniest thing to watch on tv
like, ever
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#346741 - 11/17/08 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I internet love you, Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But who's the emo nerd with her? I know that's not you. Don't tell me that's your male talent.
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#346742 - 11/17/08 10:57 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I internet love you, Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But who's the emo nerd with her? I know that's not you. Don't tell me that's your male talent.
Well I certainly wasn't going to fuck that skank. I had intended to hire Brandon Iron to nail her but I ran into a little problem....
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#346746 - 01/05/09 03:54 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I am lovin' it. I want to know who the fuck it is though.
One of the people behind facialabuse.
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#346747 - 01/07/09 08:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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I am lovin' it. I want to know who the fuck it is though.
One of the people behind facialabuse.
umm no.
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#346748 - 01/07/09 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Didn't think so. I thought those guys were fags before, but Pistol showing up clinched it....
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#346749 - 01/07/09 09:28 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
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I like the site Jack, but you might want to throw in an actual true story once in a while. Good reading though.
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#346750 - 01/07/09 09:35 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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One of the people behind facialabuse.
umm no.
Then whoever does the FA writeups is your twin separated at birth:
Cheyenne didn't really want to do Facial Abuse at first. But when she came in to do a Sperm Suckers Scene she realized how totally awesome we are; plus she fell in love with Big Red. It was game on after that. In a few minutes flat, Bootleg had a buttplug in her ass and was fucking it like the American people on April 15th. Then her head was leaned over that stupid ass black sofa thing and her face was fucked like a woman who gave birth to two siamese retarded twins. Now that's fucked! Then she took the nut to her sad little face. She sat there like someone stole a lollipop from what's left of her inner youth.
And another... if this isn't Jack then I don't know who is:
Bailey Brooks is a piece of shit whore. She never did an extreme scene before, so this was a treat. She took it in the ass like a champ. We even stepped on the bitch's head because she was a retard. When she took the cock into her mouth, Big Red pushed her head until it slipped past her vocal cords. She never had a cock that deep in her throat before, and you could tell she knew this was for real, and not like the other fake shit you see all over. Then she took 3 loads to the face and her identity was reduced to nothing more than a cum catcher.
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#346752 - 01/08/09 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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The guys who do Facial Abuse are just doing the whole 'crude for the sake of being crude' schtick. Reread the last few posts on IHW. They're witty and over-the-top. No way it's the same crew...
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#346755 - 04/30/09 11:40 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/09/06
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Anybody know where to find the scene with this girl in it? The blog doesn't give that info.
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#346756 - 05/01/09 12:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Pinch pleat curtains. Wow, that's old school! Love it. Yeahhhh!!
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#606069 - 02/10/14 01:49 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/29/07
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Does anybody know where I can find the blog archived? Soooo funny.
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#606171 - 02/12/14 05:15 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
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Does anybody know where I can find the blog archived? Soooo funny. Try https://web.archive.org/web/20100301000000*/http://www.ihatewhores.com/
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#606363 - 02/15/14 11:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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itold the dude i shot with in denver yesterday about this blog
he said "why does the guy hate whores?"{
i said "because he does what you do- he shoots web content"
and the dude said "nuff said"
lol I only hate them when they don't show up!
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