You failed to understand irony. Even if you had no idea of Mystery, The Game, his show, etc, you didn't even understand inferring irony through the context of the sentence. If it wasn't funny, you would've ignored it or pointed out that I wasn't funny. Instead, you were one rape kit away from having me call the cops.

/EPIC FAIL
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