I think Jack's "friend" is Brandon Irons:
They Make Them Ugly in DetroitI had a new whore over for a shoot last night. She called me because another porn-pig gave her my number. She was in town from Detroit and was leaving in the morning. She begged me for a shoot, telling me how hot she is and how cheap she’ll work. She shows up and surprise surprise, she’s an ugly skank. Once again I figure my willingness to help another person in need will come back to bite me in the ass. Not so!
I let her into my apartment and tried to gently break it to her that I have some standards and that she is just an awful, disgusting piece of garbage. She nodded knowingly and continued to beg me for a shoot. I explained to her that the US Government has not come up with monetary denomination low enough to pay her what her skanky ass is worth. She insists she needs the money and will work for anything. I finally relented and told her I’d shoot a scene of her fucking a friend of mine (who has no standards) for a grandtotal of ……$7.00. That’s right. I gave this whore 7 one dollar bills to fuck a dude on camera and take a giant facial. Here is the best part. My friend paid ME $50.00 to fuck this whore. I actually made $43.00 hiring this douchebag.
This is my favorite kind of deal. Win(me), lose (my friend), lose (the whore). I’m just a man that likes to help people.
- Jack
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