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#346632 - 07/23/08 02:00 PM No Love on my Birthday
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	For the second year in a row I got no love on my birthday. And by love I mean sex (of any kind). This is a disturbing trend. Not even a birthday BJ. What good is it to celebrate one's own birth if not accompanied by an act of procreation? (the reason for the birth in the first place) It's symbolic and should be a requirement. Oh well, I 'll just have to celebrated it after the fact with my shoot this Friday. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#346633 - 07/23/08 02:17 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Didn't have 300 roses? _________________________
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#346634 - 07/23/08 03:18 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Happy B'day, hope you get some lovin of some sort.
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#346635 - 07/23/08 03:25 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Didn't have 300 roses? I used to be military so I won't deny ever having paid for it, but now-a-days the only time I pay for pussy is if a camera is rolling. A good portion of the time, I don't even have to pay for it then. (I love content trade shoots) _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#346636 - 07/23/08 06:39 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	happy birthday, bad habit. i still owe you the sex. love, mrs. kerkavoe _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#346637 - 07/23/08 08:25 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Maybe you didn't have enough goat heads at your full moon ritual. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#346638 - 07/23/08 08:27 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	well played, g _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#346639 - 07/23/08 08:40 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Maybe you didn't have enough goat heads at your full moon ritual. No, I believe my Summer Solstice ritual went flawlessly. No sacrifices necessary. Harm none, remember. I am looking forward to my Lughnasadh rites, however. Care to join me skyclad on the evening of July 31st, Gia? _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#346640 - 07/23/08 08:42 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: happy birthday, bad habit. i still owe you the sex. love, mrs. kerkavoe Thanks, Gigi. I am holding on to the hardcopy of that I.O.U. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#346641 - 07/23/08 08:45 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Care to join me skyclad on the evening of July 31st, Gia? Is that at Skybar? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#346642 - 07/23/08 08:52 PM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Lughnasadh I think I got this once from a street vendor in Union Square. They serve it on Pita bread with the white sauce, right? Gave me heartburn.
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#346643 - 07/24/08 01:11 AM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	"Skyclad". Think about it. Clad (dressed) only by the sky. In a nature based religion it's the only appropriate way to worship. Given your strong personality, Gia, I would think you'd be drawn to a spiritual practice that worships the female as the source of all creation. I would certainly love to worship you. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#346644 - 07/24/08 01:14 AM Re: No Love on my Birthday
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Lughnasadh I know, I should have just called it the Festival of August Eve. It is not a Sabat but it is a holiday. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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