Don't hate on Jesse Jane. She's still busy trying to read the teleprompter from the AVN Awards...from 2006.!!! She's slower than an uphill cumstain, she's slower than a 4-hour Leisure Time compilation, she's so slow she burned her face when she got a call from the steam iron, she's so slow she burned the other side of her face because it called back, shes.....

Someone give her one of Naomi's cheeseburgers.