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Nothing like jamming a few very large rough-edged pea-shaped stones through a soggy straw of a urethra to make an old man out of ye.

Something else to look forward to.

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I had my first stone when i was 14 uears old....at the time I honestly thought it was punishment from God for jerking off so much (at age 14, i was choking it 5 or 6 times a day AVERAGE....it would get to the point where no cum would cum out, only a little puff of steam) Anyhow, Kidney stones are the absolute most painful thing a MAN can go through, only thing worse is childbirth. And since age 14, I have had about 1 to 2 stones per year average.

And here you guys thought I gobbled pain pills because i am a jaded, semi-retired, debauched, hedonistic, bored Burglar with means....shame on you kids.